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If I had a nickel for every time i saw bennedict cumberbatch play a genius character watching his love getting married to someone else, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't alot, but it's sad that it happened

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

LOOK

you don’t need to study literature (although this is what I do) to see that these two men are in L O V E

BONUS: this is what Sir Arthur Conan Doyle says himself

just a few of many, feel free to add more

Tell me you’re an optimist without telling me you’re an optimist

bruh i’m still waiting for bbc sherlock s5

OKAY LISTEN

So this is what I think Sherlocks and Johns first kiss would be like:

'They just got home from a case were John almost died and Sherlock is mad'

Sherlock: why are you always by my side John, you really shouln't be.

John: Why Sherlock, why?

Sherlock: Its not safe, It could be too dangerous.

John: And here I am.

Sherlock: 'freezes'

John: 'kisses sherlock'

Sherlock: kisses back (obviously)

Y'know I love a good paralell :)

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A strange meeting

29th January

I don’t know how I’m meant to be writing this. I’m not a writer. Ella thought keeping a blog would help but it hasn’t because nothing ever happens to me. But today, something did. Something happened.

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~ Sherlock - The Sign of Three (S03E02)

It was one of those dramatic moments for which my friend existed.  

~ JW ~  The Valley Of Fear (1915)

“Watson here will tell you that I never can resist a touch of the dramatic.”

~ SH ~ The Adventure of the Naval Treaty (1893)

“My old friend here will tell you that I have an impish habit of practical joking. Also that I can never resist a dramatic situation.”

~ SH ~ The Adventure Of The Mazarin Stone (1921)

Holmes laughed. “Watson insists that I am the dramatist in real life,” said he. “Some touch of the artist wells up within me, and calls insistently for a well-staged performance.”

~  The Valley Of Fear  (1915)

A flush of colour sprang to Holmes’s pale cheeks, and he bowed to us like the master dramatist who receives the homage of his audience. It was at such moments that for an instant he ceased to be a reasoning machine, and betrayed his human love for admiration and applause. The same singularly proud and reserved nature which turned away with disdain from popular notoriety was capable of being moved to its depths by spontaneous wonder and praise from a friend.

~ JW ~ The Adventure of the Six Napoleons (1904)

~ Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

My blorbo got stuck in the plonko horse and you're telling me to eeby deeby, how dare you

But like…what if John’s penis is only average size?

to anyone who missed it:

blorbo - a favourite character

glup shitto - star wars names are fucking nonesense

eeby deeby - youre going to hell

plinko horse - a horse that was stuck in a plinko board

scrimblo bimblo - super smash bro fans can be very angry when characters aren't in a game

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Thanks for the tag @booksbiscuitsandbitches

painting or photography// dusk or dawn // spring or autumn // movies or tv shows // chocolate or nutella // audiobooks or podcsts // card games or board games // fiction or nonfiction // cookies or brownies // dragon or unicorns // cake or pie // bath or shower // blue or yellow // rollercoasters or bumper cars // iced tea or hot tea  // left side of bed or right side of bed or the actually correct answer: wall side // zip-up hoodie or pullover hoodie // straight hair or curly hair // gummy worms or gummy bears // rain or snow // rings or necklaces // comfort or style // sneakers or flip-flops // bowling or mini-golf // pasta or pizza

Tagging: @thedeafroleplayer @xpresidentlokix @themarvelbunch

tagged by @astralhux <3<3

painting or photography // dusk or dawn // spring or autumn // movies or tv shows // chocolate or nutella // audiobooks or podcasts // card games or board games // fiction or nonfiction // cookies or brownies // dragon or unicorns // cake or pie // bath or shower // blue or yellow // rollercoasters or bumper cars // iced tea or hot tea  // left side of bed or right side of bed or the actually correct answer: wall side // zip-up hoodie or pullover hoodie // straight hair or curly hair // gummy worms or gummy bears // rain or snow // rings or necklaces // comfort or style // sneakers or flip-flops // bowling or mini-golf // pasta or pizza

i’ll tag with no pressure @jbarneswilson @fandomfluffandfuck @jordansspot @snowstark @heinzrat and anyone else who wants to do it! :)

Thanks for the tag<3

I'm not very proud of this :(

Songs:

1. Some nights, by fun.

2. This is gospel, by panic! At the disco

3. Rasputin, by Boney M

4. What makes you beautiful, by One direction

5. I think i'm in love, by Kat Dahlia

Artists:

1. Måneskin

2. Peter Hollens

3. Aidean Gallagher

4. Ed Sheeran

5. Bo Burnham

[Tagging: @booksbiscuitsandbiatches @missdeliadili @fyeahfreebatch @i-love-spencer @thedeafroleplayer @themarvelbunch

New Tag Game! If spotify released your 2021 wrap up, show your top 5 songs and artists!!

For top songs:

Dancing With Your Ghost by Sasha Alex Sloan

Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift

Then He Kissed Me by The Crystals

Paper Rings by Taylor Swift

Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift

For top artists:

Ben Platt

OneRepublic

Sasha Alex Sloan

Billie Eilish

Imagine Dragons

Thanks for the ask, Anon! I'll tag: @kairoscelrosis @eddiegaspbrak @bella-holmes @birdkeeperklink @toomuchcoffeebye and anyone who wants to! No pressure

Thanks for the tag!

1. Smells like Teen Spirit, by Nirvana

2. Blood//Water, by grandson

3. Daddy issues Remix, by The Neighbourhood

Wow, this was very hard to decide :]

@i-love-spencer @loki-lock @fyeahfreebatch @missdeliadili @

🎶new tag game put your 3 favorite songs at the moment and tag 5 people 🎶

1. Women- Def Leppard

2. I Want You (She’s So Heavy)- The Beatles

3. Babe I’m Gonna Leave You- Led Zeppelin

TAGGING: @1vision, @thatiloveyouso, @six-shot-heart-attack, @lets-make-it-baby, @b0hemianbarbie

Awwww thank youuu<3<3<3

1. My Iq- its very high for my age.

2. My Swag- I am very swag:]

3. My manipulative ability- i can get what i want easily.

4. My height-im 175cm which is 5 ft 9 I think, and that translates to 69 inches so im very happy with that! (According to tiktok)

5. My ability to flirt with people to get what I want!

Here ya go::

@booksbiscuitsandbitches @that-very-weridly-ace @trustmesherlock @helloliriels @loki-lock sorry i tagged you again, I literally have no followers that I "know" xD<3

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! ♡ ~omar-rudeberg x

aaaah thank you!

1. My empathy- I care about people, and I feel for them even though i don’t always know how to express that

2. My leadership skills- I can get a group of people to work efficiently, and I can make decisions on their behalf while making sure everyone is still contributing

3. My trustworthiness- I feel like people trust me, and I can be trusted to get things done or to keep a secret, I’m certainly not one for gossip

and then two physical traits

4. My eyes

5. My hair

@lilysnotes @bachfor-reichenbatch @benaddicted-linfanuel @just-a-donut-who-reads @bella-holmes @fluffbyday-smutbynight

Awwwwww thank you so much @loki-lock 💕💕💕

Tagging some of you darlings<3

@sherlock-pressure-point @angeli-marco-writes @thedeafroleplayer @themarvelbunch @smoljohnlock @sherrybaby14 @johnlock2708 @nastybuckybarnes @trustmesherlock @fyeahfreebatch @missdeliadili @dirtylegolasandthranduilimagines

🌈💖✨Send this to the twelve nicest people you know or seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome🖤☮️💫

Aww thank You so much @pink-party-dino ❤️ Right back at You 💕

@lucie-blackthorns @inejghafasupremacy @dontmindmyshadowhunting @kazbrekkerhitmewithurcane @dark-artifices-only @queenlilith43 @revvs-trash @shadowhunting-hooligans @apple-bottom-jeansx @youngreckless @herondalesunsetcurve

Wasnt that hard to guess

@books-biscuits-and-ballads @smoljohnlock @sherlock-pressure-point @thesmartone

new tag game ✨

show the first picture that comes up in google after you search up your url

here’s mine

(one of my posts lol)

tagging: @quillsink @critical-endangered @timelesspaperbutterfly @themostingloriousisvictorious @harrison-the-dilf-friend @binch-i-might-be @vive-la-revolution @the-reynolds-pamphlet @crazychlo08 @queenbutgenderneutrally @just-a–lil @coldinmyproffesions @nightingalestakeflight @i-will-never-be-satisfied101 @yearns-in-lesbian @eat-th3-rich @history-headache @richtercards @skywardhope @skyetheesorceress @stuck-in-1700 @yes-i-am-also-amrev-gay @that-veela-girl @thejamdergod-2-point-0 @imgaybut @torivikachu @queenbottomless @this-random-geek @headlesslouie and anyone else who is interested!

I have to wake up, bonk bonk

i love abortion and i love divorce

Thanks for tagging me! <3

Favourite color: black

Currenly reading: An atlas of Tolkien by David Day

Last song: Somebody told me by Måneskin

Last series: New girl

Craving: Sleep

Sweet, spicy or Savoury: Spicy

Coffee or tea: Tea but coffee if I need energy

Currently working on: Building a robot

Sorry if someone already tagged you.

@i-love-spencer @angeli-marco-writes @thedeafroleplayer @xpresidentlokix @themarvelbunch @sherlock-pressure-point @sherrybaby14 @smoljohnlock @johnlock2708

rules: tag 9 people you would like to get to know better!

tagged by @conartisthaiji, ty!!! <3

favorite color: pink!

currently reading: song of achilles by madeline miller

last song: talk to you by ricky montgomery

last series: great pretender

sweet, spicy, or savory: spicy!

craving: some fruit snacks

coffee or tea: tea

currently working on: the background for my sunaosa bb piece

i have a fair amount of mutuals i barely talk to so i'll just tag some of you guys: @kitayz @lesbians4kirishima @lesbians4iwaizumi @lesbiansforwangxian @hotkatsudon @mangobff @biwaizumi @pugszler as always u guys dont have to do this and anyone that does want to but that hasn't been tagged is free to do so! <3

Always reblog forever!!!

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, 45 years

Happy birthday!! ♡

This man has changed my life, I am depressed but im getting better, he is one of the main reasons that I even try to get better. He is amazing, funny, adorable, talented, beautiful and a great actor. Whenever im sad, I watch one of his movies or shows or just an interview with him and then I feel better. So thankyou Ben for making my life better!♡

It is strangely calming.

Ah, breathing. Breathing’s boring.

How can this not be canon

Bonus: