Get Yourself A Friend Like Them

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

some tommyinnit quotes i like:

"all my girlfriends.. even tubbo."

"all jokes land when the chats in emote only."

"guys, this is a tactic i like to call "leaving them on read"."

"is your wife single?"

"i have cooties? god, am i diseased?"

"as someone who's influenced easily, i am."

"if i wasn't going through puberty, i would be unstoppable."

"good form, good posture, standing up straight, because their could be women in the area."

"i'm going flower picking. i'm like a strong little girl."

"the worst tragedy ever? the explosion of l'manburg."

"i have no idea if that's true, but i'm more than happy to make up rumors."

"no car in existence has the audacity to run over tommyinnit."

TECHNOMANE

Found Family [scenes pt 28]

Marinette: HOW THE HELL DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

Claude: WHY DO YOU THINK I CALLED YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO?

Marinette: HOW DID THE ICE CREAM EVEN CATCH ON FIRE?

Claude: I DON'T KNOW? I DID THE SAME THINGS YOU DID?

Marinette: WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE ICE CREAM?

Claude: IT'S TOO COLD! YOU DO IT TOO!

Marinette: CAUSE I'M A BUG! I CAN'T STAND THE COLD! I HIBERNATE!

Claude: IF YOU GET TO BE A BUG THEN I'M A BUG TOO

Marinette: YOU'RE A FOX???

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*gc called the parents*

Marinette: *Sends voice message*

Tim: I'm a tad bit too busy right now, love. Is it important?

Marinette: oh no nothing that I can't handle don't worry ^^

Tim: Alright, just text us if you need something.

Felix: *sends a voice message*

Tim: Felix too?

Marinette: We're dealing with it, dove. Just continue with your work! ^^

*the voice messages*

Marinette: THERE'S A FIRE BECAUSE CLAUDE MICROWAVED SOME ICE CREAM. *background, Allan and Allegra are freaking out and Claude is telling people to stop screaming cause it's bad for the baby* WHAT BABY? *distant voice of Claude saying he's baby* BOTH OF YOU, COMFORT THE BABY. I'LL GET SOME WATER.

Felix: THE BABY. CLAUDE MY BABY. STOP SCREAMING HE'S A BABY, IT'S STRESSFUL!

your freak-of-nature boyfriend that we locked up in a high security lab is loose in the fucking facility send help before he kills us all

Dadza with a buncha mentally ill children

I have tourettes and a good portion of my tics are physical. Reading usually helps me calm them. Unless it's you. Your stuff brings out the tic where I slap myself. I find you enjoyable at the price of mild pain.

Finally, physical proof I only worsen the human condition. I love my life.