Tonight I Give You: Bkdk Doodles I Did During Stream

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread

I’ve always thought it’d be funny if someone on some cop drama tried this move and it just like..didnt work

I know this is most likely not gonna happen

But I want to see this kind of trio

What will they be called?

Hawkmoth haters trio?

Trying to life trio?

Afsggshshsh Third wheel Felix

Dad wars

Wars against dads

Philza Minecraft, what did we do to deserve you?

But to me, he’s the magician

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

fun facts about sharks

accessories dsmp characters would come with if they were collectible dolls:

(all characters come in their mc skins)

ctommy: a golden apple, henry, cat and mellohi, his ‘your tubbo’ compass, his lmanburg uniform jacket and hat

cdream: nightmare (his axe), tommys disks, his mask, the revive book, prison uniform + number

ctubbo: a bee, his ‘your tommy’ compass, his presidency jacket, a nuke (that’s as big as him)

cranboo: his memory book, tnt, an allium, a paper and gold crown, a sheet for ghostboo, hot water turns his eyes purple!!

(if you buy ctubbo and cranboo together you also get michael)

cwilbur: a lmanburg flag, a quill, tnt, blue for ghostbur, an apron that says wilburger - paradise, his pogtopia jacket, glasses

cphil: a crow that can sit on his shoulder, his hat, friendship emerald, detachable wings, bow and arrow

ctechno: gold crown + cape, friendship emerald, carl, totem, axe of peace

cquackity: schlatts heart, his beanie, a poker chip and tiny card set, boner (his horse), rubber duck, fiancé rings on necklace

csam: pumpkin pie, gas mask, passcode book thing, fran, crown, trident, vest and hard hat for sam nook, press his chest and get his animal crossing noise!!

cgeorge: mushroom hat, crown, minecraft bed, limited addition version comes with dreamxd

which one would you buy? ^_^