Kirishima: You Know, They Say Whatever Sound You Make When I Hit Your Hip Is Your Sex Noise.

A wee grumphie🐷

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

villain: hello pro hero deku! you have an appointment with death this evening :)

deku: oh... wow haha that’s super embarrassing haha but i already have a date tonight :)

villain: oh yeah?? you think ur hot shit??

deku: i’m taking kacchan out for dinner so yes i do :)

[dead silence]

deku: we’ve been planning this for weeks actually so i don’t think kacchan will be too happy to reschedule 🤔

villain: that’s not what i meant....

deku: hold on... lemme ask him

[deku calls only to quieten the muffled screeching and profanities on the other line]

deku: he said no :)

can I just log in

I gotta say I'm obsessed with what Luffy does to the typical "sunshine" character trope, in that he's an exception to the usual portrayal but perhaps the most true to it of anyone. He's not "sunshine" as in pure niceness and sweetness and innocence. He's sunshine as in The Sun.

He's joy and light and warmth, illuminating all the beauty of the world, but he's also powerful enough to kill and blind and burn. He's an everyday annoyance. He's the strongest force of nature that exists. His happiness shines bright for miles. So does his rage. You could look at him wrong and be screwed up for life. You never want to live without him.

I can't get over this.

a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

kindergarten

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawnshop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

windmill

wishing well

wizard tower

Shit No One Told Me About My Period

I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clue…

* The blood wouldn’t necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didn’t know the blood could look brown, or be thick.

* That tampons weren’t a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldn’t use them until I was around 14 or so.

* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and I’d have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.

* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean you’re fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.

* That it wouldn’t be regular for another few years.

* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.

* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.

* That stress can halt your period for months BUT

* That doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant

Feel free to add your own

Found Family [scenes pt 28]

Marinette: HOW THE HELL DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

Claude: WHY DO YOU THINK I CALLED YOU? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT TO DO?

Marinette: HOW DID THE ICE CREAM EVEN CATCH ON FIRE?

Claude: I DON'T KNOW? I DID THE SAME THINGS YOU DID?

Marinette: WHY WOULD YOU MICROWAVE ICE CREAM?

Claude: IT'S TOO COLD! YOU DO IT TOO!

Marinette: CAUSE I'M A BUG! I CAN'T STAND THE COLD! I HIBERNATE!

Claude: IF YOU GET TO BE A BUG THEN I'M A BUG TOO

Marinette: YOU'RE A FOX???

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*gc called the parents*

Marinette: *Sends voice message*

Tim: I'm a tad bit too busy right now, love. Is it important?

Marinette: oh no nothing that I can't handle don't worry ^^

Tim: Alright, just text us if you need something.

Felix: *sends a voice message*

Tim: Felix too?

Marinette: We're dealing with it, dove. Just continue with your work! ^^

*the voice messages*

Marinette: THERE'S A FIRE BECAUSE CLAUDE MICROWAVED SOME ICE CREAM. *background, Allan and Allegra are freaking out and Claude is telling people to stop screaming cause it's bad for the baby* WHAT BABY? *distant voice of Claude saying he's baby* BOTH OF YOU, COMFORT THE BABY. I'LL GET SOME WATER.

Felix: THE BABY. CLAUDE MY BABY. STOP SCREAMING HE'S A BABY, IT'S STRESSFUL!