boreal headcanons for the poor?
-Uhhh ranboo sometimes braids techno’s hair, which takes an immense amount of trust on techno’s part because Wilbur and Tommy used to do the same
-ranboo is so fricking tall that whenever philza ruffles his hair he either has to fly up or have Rambo bend down
(I should make Phil even shorter)
-ranboo’s tail swings really fast when he’s happy
-ranboo doesn’t like prolonged eye contact which is great for techno cause he doesn’t like eye contact either
-philza often lends him his hat or shields him with his wings when they’re out in the snow. Techno sees this and makes ranboo some Arctic clothes
-ranboo’s actually p chill with Edward and techno comes home one day to the two just chatting about random stuff
“What’s it like rooming with Technoblade?”
*warbled enderman noise*
“Ooo yeah makes sense.”
-techno finds out about ranboo’s connection to endermen through Phil so he tries not to kill any in front of ranboo, and when he has to, he gruffly tells ranboo to look away
-ranboo and phil bond over red stone things
What are they
TECHNOMANE
but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out
“what the fuck is this”
“i have anemia”
“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”
Bakugou: the origins.
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Kirishima: You know, they say whatever sound you make when I hit your hip is your sex noise.
Bakugo: I don’t fucking understand what you’re talki—
Kirishima: *punches Bakugo in the hip*
Bakugo: *m o a n s*
Kirishima:
Bakugo:
Bakugo: You’re not gonna tell Deku about this.
Kirishima: Bro, I don’t even know what I’d tell him.
It’s okay! Everyone’s nice here!
Alex: Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I don’t know how to please a woman… you buy them a dress with pockets.
Winter strawhats! (Another header for myself hehe)