Curses You All With A Good Day

Ah, so you made a deal with the devil.

TOTK Spoilers!! The Dragon’s Tears :’) Might have been veeeeery emotional after that last one :’)

When will I have a rival who thinks I'm a dumbass but also dreams of kissing me under the moon light

i've read several papers recently that try to translate the potential meanings of odysseus' name (Man-of-Pain, Trouble, Hateman, Anger-Bringer, Suffering) but the one that still haunts me is Mr. Hater

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

snape: miss granger, that potion looks exactly as it should do, ten points from gryffindor for cheating

snape: mister longbottom, i see your cauldron has caught fire somehow, you have detention tonight

snape: mister malfoy, you only burned your eyebrows off this time, twenty points to slytherin

snape: mister potter...what is that in your cauldron?

harry: barbecue sauce

snape: why?

harry: you're gonna yell at me no matter what i do, so might as well have chicken nuggets

“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” my mom said as my 3rd grade bully repeated everything I said in a caveman voice.

somehow knowing that tumblr is being kept around mostly as a testing ground for advertisers and corporations doesn’t even make me feel that exploited, because every social media site is exploitive. but being basically lab rats to test shit on before it’s refined for use in polite society is by far the funniest possible way to be exploited.

“I FORGIVE YOU!”

Y'all ever be chilling and then you remember that Adrien thinks not Ladybug but Marinette was the only person who wore so many miraculous at the time and made it work? The smoll stuttering Marinette girly did something not even Ladybug could in his eyes.