I Have So Many Thoughts. 

Things I Remember. . .

- Phil protecting me.

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

happy stimming

Deadpool: It’s a teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. I am legally required to pull a Batman.

Pride Snakes. They're sneks, they're queer. At the time, I wasn't aware of the Gay (mlm) flag, so I just did a rainbow snake for that.

In order: Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Trans, Ace, Pan, Enby, Genderfluid, Agender, and Polyamorous.

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those “Make a Wish Foundation” and similar people.

I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.

But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because he’s scary or she’s awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”

Okay, Lippman had a point. Chuuya really does have a random knack for acting. His acting skills saved lives.