I Yern For It

someone needs to chain me to the wall.

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

some tommyinnit quotes i like:

"all my girlfriends.. even tubbo."

"all jokes land when the chats in emote only."

"guys, this is a tactic i like to call "leaving them on read"."

"is your wife single?"

"i have cooties? god, am i diseased?"

"as someone who's influenced easily, i am."

"if i wasn't going through puberty, i would be unstoppable."

"good form, good posture, standing up straight, because their could be women in the area."

"i'm going flower picking. i'm like a strong little girl."

"the worst tragedy ever? the explosion of l'manburg."

"i have no idea if that's true, but i'm more than happy to make up rumors."

"no car in existence has the audacity to run over tommyinnit."

red snow, part one: cry for help

Anyone SC au is just Nezu: young Midoriya I feel like you're not making a real effort in your studies Mido: for the FIFTH TIME I dont actually ATTEND THIS SCHOOL Somehow this ends with Izuku as a TA.

“He is a TA” they tell the students when they ask why Aizawa is carrying around a teenager tied up with the capture scarf.

Spooktober in VRChat

Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

Nomadic heroes and their spirit animals.


Can we talk about how Deku’s spirit animal is a motherfucking ram? For those of you who don’t know, rams (a.k.a Bighorn Sheep) are not predators, but you just don’t fucking mess with them. Their horns can weight over 30 pounds–more than all bones in their bodies combined and when fighting for dominance they can charge at each other at 20 freaking miles an hour. Their skulls are literally built to violently bash against one another. But they’re also like, not extremely violent–they’re freaking herbivore sheep, like “I’m chill, you’re chill, just don’t mess with me and we good.”


In matters of symbolism they stand for vitality, unyielding courage, wisdom, discernment and as the male sheep, their first order of priority is protecting the herd against threats. Culturally speaking they’re also associated with sacrifice and achievement (hey Izuku, self-sacrificial much?) and wanna know more? They also sometimes engage in homosexual activity. Izuku shouts: has anyone seen Kacchan?!


Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

okay fucking fine guys lets make the most fucked up sandwich ever since that's all you want to do.

I'll start: bread