Late Night Poetry

I'M A SUNBREAKER NOW!

Not too long ago I finally got the destiny collectors edition! Just got sunbreaker today and I love it! It's gonna be my main subclass now! So long fists o havoc. Ill miss ya a little

Finished this a while back, I call it Heartbeat of the Sea

I Write Sins not Ishtar Tragedies

Oh, well imagine, 

As I'm pacing the floor of this Vault corridor

And I can't help but hear,

No, I can't help but hear my Ghost's word

So much wonderful knowledge

"So much wonderful knowledge" said my little light to me

"And yes, but what a shame,

what a shame that the fallen has followed us in."

I CHIME IN WITH A

"HAVEN'T YOU GHOSTS EVER HEARD OF CLOSING THE VAULT DOOR!!!"

*flys in and accidently f*cks sh*t up* “Welp. That’s my life” *backflips out before I think too much and loose my sh*t at my own incompetence once more*

NEED THIS

*Is a band nerd and hears new music after FINALLY getting new Destiny* *weeps majestic tears of beautiful epicness*

The Dawn of the most Dysfunctional Fireteam Ever

It was a beautiful day. The sun was shining and the birds were letting forth their serenade. A curious hunter was walking to a lesser trafficked part of the tower to investigate a poster he saw in the main entrance. Ok, lesser trafficed was an understatement. It was almost deserted when Xur didn’t visit! He saw a titan standing next to a statue where they were supposed to meet.

(Hunter) Hey, I saw your poster. “Titan in need of a fire teaaa…” What in the world is HE doing here?

(Warlock) Hey! I’m doing the same as you, you idiotic dull-blade!

(Hunter) WHAT DID YOU JUST STAY BLANKET BACK!

(Warlock) I SAID I’M DOING THE SAME A-(Stranger) ENOUGH!

A lovely female titan walks out of the nearby bar.

(Stranger Titan) You boys can save that for the enemy. Now, as long as you two won’t break anything, come in and let’s discuss the upcoming raid.

The two smitten men stared at the retreating beauty before glancing back to the other titan by the statue. The lonely striker only shrugged his shoulders as they glared at each other and proceeded into the bar…

{Hope you enjoy my little spark of inspiration! I know it’s not the greatest, but it’s mine and I’m proud. Cya later fellow guardians!}

you’ve been blessed by a rare double spinmetal sighting, seen only once every 222 years

reblog in the next 10 seconds for good luck

ignore and your rng will suck for all of eternity

Ok, this is tumblr. When’s the shipping gonna begin?

Microsoft Office Danshi

I tried an anime-style gijinka parody with some Microsoft Office applications

Bonus:

Probably very old but I still love it!