Justheretochillposts - My Most Random Thoughts

Not sure if this is true, but I fell like as kids everyone had a strong desire to ride on the baggage belts at the airport and see what was behind that ominous black curtain the bags come out of

When a dictator and a revolutionary fall in love (a poem)

She's fiery, she's passionate. To him that's hot. She's smart and stimulating She has big bold dreams.

He doesn't mind. He's a benevolent dictator after all. And he needs an impressive left hand at his side.

He's charming and exciting. To her that's hot. He's intelligent and funny He has a remarkable power to understand and sway people.

She doesn't mind. He's only a benevolent dictator after all (how dangerous is that?) She needs a powerful personality to build support for the revolution.

She is idealism. He is reality. Both are brilliant...in opposite realms. After sex, laughter, and stimulating conversation, this looks like balance. Like shared goals.

Until she wants to destroy the world order and he wants to rule it.

As agendas shift they strain each other. He won't back her radical schemes. She won't fall in line with his regime.

They tried to break it off like diplomats, but alas neither of them were. They're a dictator and a revolutionary. Natural enemies, no matter how similar.

There was a spark, there was a flame and they thought they were fighting their battles together. But when it all went up in smoke they look up and saw the bombs they launched at each other.

I had a brilliant idea!!!!

Twilight but it's a family sitcom!!! Edward gets made fun of for how emo he is. All the Cullen siblings play pranks on eachother. Resume (or whatever the fuck her name is) spends too much money shopping with Aunt Alice and crashes Edward's Volvo. Carlisle and Charlie are just rolling with the punches and dealing with everyone's shit. All the classic sitcom things happen, but it's still twilght.

Yes! Someone start writing fics for this!!!!

hi i think pietro maximoff would’ve wanted to date yelena belova thank you for coming to my ted talk

Hear me out. a political show like House of Cards but instead of it being about a cunning politician manipulating the system for power it's about a confused politician who accidentally gets involved in politics, isn't super passionate, doesn't know what's happening, but somehow stumbles their way to the presidency. All the other politicians and this character are absolutely fucking baffled.

Finally saw Black Widow and let me just say...

I would die for Yelena

It was 9:30 pm. I put on a foot mask and downed a soda. I have never had a more productive work time. Proof that self-care and soda is the answer to all your problems

Tommy Boy is a truly epic tale

If your workout playlist is NOT a rock workout playlist with AC/DC and the like than it must include the song “Pump It” by the Black Eyed Peas. I will be taking no criticism; these are the rules. 

hey reblog if you believe that having a different romantic orientation than your sexual orientation is perfectly okay and valid. i want to see something.