more shitposting
origin of first and second pictures
do you guys know about an unauthorised fan treatise.
catch of the day [oc]
you know how to write a limerick?
i honestly think that they're sick
not even that hard
to write some cool bars
cant think of a rhyme, oh shit frick
but do you know how to write a sonnet?
what about iambic pentameter?
if you dont know, then you should get on it.
dont be such an absolute amateur.
too bad sonnets are just so fucking long
it is really such a pain in the ass
and too many things can go really wrong
to be honest i think i might just pass
four stanzas with each line having a rhyme
the last stanza is cut a little short.
it really just takes up all of my time
i think i will need some mental support.
but as long as i can spit some good bars
my poems can be as good as the stars
i noticed oops i did it again and baby one more time sounded pretty similar a long time ago, so i decided to put them together to make my mind shut up about it
Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
[any pronouns] a bisexual furry who's a computer science nerd, who also happens to be into linguistics and crochet. languages: english, español, ελληνικά, and toki pona
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