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The triangle demon named Bill Was decidedly weird, but quite chill Until Dipper and Mabel (Who’s name rhymes with “Schmabel”) Saved the Falls from the wrath of his will - Mod M
There once were two brothers named Stan Until one wrecked the other one’s plan Which then led to a fight That left one out of sight And the other to run scams and scans - Mod M
A season two fitting the aura Of bending and ghosts and aurora You can say that they botched it But still, hey, we watched it They could’ve done much worse by Korra - Mod B
The boy known as Phineas Flynn Is notably lacking in chin But with his bro, Ferb (That duo’s superb) Each summer day’s surely a win - Mod M
It's tricky for one who's enjoying This site to be cool with destroying All semblance of why They'd have good api Hey but nah rather it's all /anneueing/ - Mod B
There once was a demon named King Who loved to collect lots of bling His friendship with Luz Started more as a truce But in time, ’twas to her he would cling - Mod M
Not to be all doom and gloomity But poor baby Luz needs some soothing tea The finale just shocked me Like the emperor's rock peeps I really thought we'd get more Lumity - Mod E
We thought they'd make Lilith a schemer But "young blood, old souls" would redeem 'er Mod M had a verse writ Expecting some worse shit But hey, that's the life of a memer - Mod B
I know it’s a weird kind of wish But the linguist in me wants to dish On how spelling and sound Are so weirdly unbound I can argue the swimmer’s spelled “ghoti” - Mod M
I thought i could make a librarian Out of this mute dignitarian Turns out he's just mean And cannot fit the scene So I'll above him at this murd'rous ferryman - Mod E
He’s always on guard patrol duty He’s lots of things but never snooty He’s ever so good And just misunderstood He’s the wonderful house demon Hooty - Mod B
The trick to long paper's to write some fluff To make it seem relevant, cite some stuff (I in no way endorse such a method, of course) Then pray your professor won't sight your bluff - Mod M
When internet pages you're scrollin' And meme forums you are a'trollin' A meme most delectable's Really expectable Someone out there is Rick Rollin' - Mod E
I feel like I’m almost patrollin’ These catalog pages I’m scrollin’ I’m lookin’ and hopin’ My classes are open With space left for me to enroll in - Mod B
My apprentice is no longer sound I’m so sad that the brother I’ve found Is as lost as he is Since he was such a whiz But I tell him “I have the high ground” - Mod M
In reality, I'm lying down On this campus's green, grassy ground But to rhyme grass with ass The chance couldn't just pass! So to lying to you I was bound. - Mod E
I’m sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you’ve ice) But who knows how long this will last? - Mod E
Y’all, people whose symptoms are mild? Or those barely more than a child? Still got the same task Wear a damn fuckin mask The audacity’s buck-fuckin-wild - Mod B
On “The Owl House“, my fave is Amity Her emotional range runs the gamut-y And we all know her crush Upon Luz makes her blush If they’re not end game, that’s a calamity - Mod M
I'm sitting out here on the grass And getting green stains on my ass The weather is nice (That is, if you've ice) But who knows how long this will last? - Mod E
Hey big man, we'd like to inquire Could you even get fuckin higher? From all California We'd like to inform ya That we didn't start the damn fire - Mod B
About good queer rep, I have no qualm Which is why Owl House is the bomb aaaaaa AAAAAA That was my reaction to Grom :) - Mod M
It’s funny how we all admire it Today some shows even require it See, the tales everyone dreads From the seventeen hundreds Are an incomplete history of “pirate” - Mod B
My friends I'm afraid will resent memes If all I ever do is hoard sent memes So onward they go L. O. L. and hi-ho! Please reblog this post with your good friends' memes! - Mod E
There’s a meme I continue cherish Even though it has aspects nightmarish A role-player, drowning, Received a cropped frowning Obama who uttered “then perish” - Mod M
Four followers of an old tenet Want to coup me and think that they’ll win it The truth’s my political Power’s now critical So I tell them that “I am the senate” - Mod M
We reckon this needs celebration! This started as just recreation But ever since then With you followers ten We say, on to yet more meme-iation! - Mods E, M, and B
Well, we’re in an unfortunate sitch Since our senate is headed by Mitch He helps bougies seem queens So let’s build guillotines And, as Karl Marx said, “Eat the rich” - Mods E, M, and B
Fair Canada's capital's Ott'wa And to visit one day—well I've gotta! Along with Celeste (These two games are the best!) I've been playing a whole lot of BOTW - Mod E
The game that I think is the best Is about a girl who’s stressed There’s mirrors, dream blocks, A grandma who mocks, And a mountain they all call Celeste - Mod M