Kaiaspapayas - KaiKai

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

What did the author mean by the curtains being blue? Hi, literary expert here to help! Navy blue means anal sex but light blue means oral sex. Curtains on the left side of the window mean top but curtains on the right side mean bottom.

You log off this website for like 2 days and return to a mass gaslighting movement having spontaneously materialized into existence like athena from the head of zeus. cant ever leave you people unsupervised

you may doubt that "they" are doing buddie canon but you can't deny that oliver stark is definitely doing buddie canon

listen I am enjoying building a long and rich life together for mel and langdon in my head despite only having short moments together on the screen. it is not about deserve or what's good for anyone. i do not care what morals you are inserting into it. it is entirely about wanting to see them kiss and knowing that they are fictional characters I can project whatever feelings onto that I want. personally, on the show, I want to see an excruciatingly long burn where they both grow as people together and then finally admit that they're in love and then maybe hold hands. but in my fan fic I wanna see them fuck nasty. I don't get why this is so egregious.

yeah as soon as I wake up no longer fatigued for the first time in my life I'll be set

writing a garbage essay feels like you’re the cow who gave birth to the two headed calf. in the morning, my professor will wrap him in newspaper and dissect him on a cold operating table. but here he is alive, under the pale glow of my computer screen. he is beautiful. there are twice as many logical fallacies as usual.

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

They hate her for being the funniest bitch alive