Kaiaspapayas - KaiKai

in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran 

Every morning in my bed I experience 100 lifetimes, become enlightened several times over, climb peaks and descend into valleys, lose all hope and regain it, and devise a breakfast

my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

get vaccinated so we never have to see CNN talk about an omega variant

When you choose "I'm bald" on a poll this is what you're saying

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

Jalal Merzoug