Any Man Can Be A Father But It Takes A Special Someone To Be A Daddy #DILFofthemonth #Sheeshdadreallywasnthome

(Not canon to the AU but still fun)

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 (posts aren’t chronological with events in the AU)

*gets to the part i really started writing this fanfic for* me: *sternly* this better be good, me

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FLAPJACK !!!

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I am sorry for this but

there is an alternate version

I made something dumb and I’m proud-

another batch of Belos memes

All quotes are from this post.

why can't more men become the antichrist after being rejected by every parental figure who's tried to coach them into not committing repeated magical homicide 🙄🙄🙄

reblog to give the person you rb'd this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

Can we appreciate how Belos literally adds swirls to names. Like he decided that if he’s going to write it’s going to look as fancy and extra as possible.

He probably writes with a quill and ink too and as someone who owns a quill and ink, I make it my goal to one day reach this level of skill.

Also, I love this as a detail in general? If you’ve ever googled 1600s handwriting it has a big focus on cursive and swirls and Belos, being from the 1600s, clearly has that influence in his handwriting. Am I reading too much into this? Yes. Will I continue to think this is a cool and possibly intentional detail? Absolutely.

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.