"Oscar Is Too Young" -'99 Baby, Lando Norris

F1 FANFICS REC LIST - Magical Realism

you don't have to know that it's haunted (8373 words) by mintchocolatechip97 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen Summary: At twenty-six, Charles is a witch, and a son, and a racecar driver. He’s learnt what magic can’t save him from, and when it soothes. He likes to think he has it all under control. But the most dangerous thing a witch can do is want. And Charles’s longings outnumber the fish of the Mediterranean Sea. Charles is a witch. Max finds out.

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wilde (12801 words) by debrief Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “I’m not sure how aware you are, but people online have started speculating about Oscar since last weekend,” Linda’s static voice comes through. Lando swivels around on his heel. “About Oscar being a merman? What? How—” “No,” Linda says, measured. “They’re speculating that he’s your wag.” A pause. “What’s a wag?” Oscar asks.

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he may be your dog but he's wearing my collar (3611 words) by glasscushion Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “I'll be two minutes, and then we can try and get that stupid collar off you.” Lando’s bottom lip drops and his face glazes over. “Huh?” His tongue slips out, fat and wet, and traces the edge of his front teeth. “The trophy. That's what it looks like, isn't it? A collar.” Oscar mimes hooking a finger inside a shirt collar and gags. “All tight like that, on your throat.” "Ha." It's not a laugh, just an open-mouthed noise. “Yeah. Suppose so.”

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roll two ones on the dice (4190 words) by anderstorpgrandprix Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “There we go,” Oscar mumbles, and the belt unravels from Lando’s wrist. Lando rubs his skin, looks at the faint red mark around it. Oscar starts to work on the knot around the bedpost and asks, “Do I wanna know why you’re tied up?” “So I wouldn’t go anywhere. Sleepwalk or teleport or whatever.” “Right,” Oscar huffs. “And now I’m here instead.”

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no proof, not much (but you saw enough) (3494 words) by ipleadbritney Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: A soul bond is like any other type of magic; you can buy it in a bottle. Or, to be more precise, you can manufacture it. Oscar and Lando are accused of having an illegal soul bond.

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from the ashes (phoenix rising) (8996 words) by 14CookiesGone Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: Oscar’s gotten used to the dull ache between his shoulder blades. His wings, which were not yet fully feathered when he stepped into his role as test and reserve driver at Alpine, have always carried an additional weight than they probably should. They’re also dull - a murky yellow and burnt orange combination that makes him look like the back end of forgotten autumn. A forgotten talent, perhaps. OR Oscar's wings begin to change during the 2023 season, and he does his best to figure out why.

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Needs Improvement (7104 words) by peachbellini Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: Will you shut up? Oscar thinks, trying to remember where his bite point is, Lando’s voice ringing in his ears. He doesn’t want to say it out loud, be rude to him on the radio for the world to hear, but this is just silly. Distracting. I can’t drive with you shouting like that. You’re not going to disappoint anyone. The lights start to count up Wait Lando sounds confused. How can you hear what I’m thinking?

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sju sorters blommor (5940 words) by anderstorpgrandprix Rating: Mature Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “You should’ve heard Kim’s scream,” Oscar continues. He gestures down at his sneakers, then, at the purple stains covering almost the entire left shoe. “And I spilled smoothie all over myself.” “M’sorry,” Lando says. He doesn’t mean to, really, but it rushes out of him. He’s embarrassed, and tired, and sick of it, so his normally subpar brain-to-mouth filter is down for the count. Oscar huffs. “Why are you sorry? It’s not like you—oh. Oh no. Oh no.” Lando feels himself flush. He’s warm all over, skin prickling, and it doesn’t help that Oscar is suddenly bending over in laughter, slapping his thigh like this is the funniest thing that’s ever happened to him. “It’s not funny.” Oscar keeps laughing, hands on his knees to support the way his body convulses. It's a bit over the top, Lando thinks. “You caused an earthquake!”

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fluorescent (kid, adult and everything in between) (10515 words) by AnItalianFrie Rating: Not Rated Relationships: Alexander Albon/George Russell Summary: When George is five, he falls while playing in the garden of his house. His mum finds him there, crying on the ground and hugging his scrapped left knee, his face red, ugly snot dripping down his nose, and his skin glowing. or George is in love with Alex. He also glows. He tries to cope with both.

MASTERPOST

#wanna cry so bad #pocketcharlie

Charlie had so much fun today! Lots on his agenda :)

I am not well 😭

from Twitter

Presenting all the times Carlos "i didn't see him" Sainz and Oscar "like I didn't exist" Piastri drove each other crazy on track

last clip from @otterpiastri and thanks to @eightyones for bringing up the cota sprint collision (which i had forgotten to add earlier)!

#like obvs

you know what really gets my goat?

If I had a nickel for every time Carlos tried to get Charles to strip on camera... Well, I'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice. (x) (x)

I want this video in a tattoo proud dad vibes💙

#markwebber #op81 #oscarpiastri

''You're doing amazing, sweetie.''

Interviewer: "Name?"

Charles Leclerc

Carlos Sainz

Interviewer: "Nickname?"

Charles: "For you "il predestinato" (the predestined) hahah"

Carlos: "Chilly (?) or smooth operator"

Interviewer: "Age?"

Charles: "24"

Carlos: "27"

Interviewer: "Nationality?"

Charles: "Monegasque"

Carlos: "Spanish"

Interviewer: "Idol as a child?"

Charles: "Ayrton Senna"

Carlos: "Rafael Nadal"

Interviewer: "Your dream road car?"

Charles: "F40"

Carlos: "Ferrari 812 competition"

Interviewer: "Do you have any superstitions?"

Charles: "no superstition, but I have my routine before getting into the car, but above all for the body to be as ready as possible"

Carlos: "Routine yes , but superstition no"

Interviewer: "A passion beyond formula 1 that no one knows"

Charles: "Piano, paddle"

Carlos: "Emh.. golf"

Interviewer: "Your merit?"

Charles: "I don't like saying good things about myself, but I would say my simplicity"

Carlos: "There are many haha.. I don't know.. I don't know one, this question is a bit arrogant"

Interviewer: "your flaw?"

Charles: "impatience"

Carlos: "a little messy sometimes"

Interviewer: "Your favorite dish"

Charles: "Pasta"

Carlos: "Pizza"

Interviewer: "Your favorite song?"

Charles: "Where is the love - Black eyed peas"

Carlos: " Smooth operator"

Interviewer: "Your favorite football team?"

Charles: " even if i don't follow football much, monte carlo"

Carlos: "Real madrid"

Interviewer: "If you weren't a driver, would you be now?"

Charles: "Architect or engineer"

Carlos: "Golf , tennis, I would like to do some sports"

Interviewer: "a word or adjective to describe you"

Charles: "Fast"

Carlos: "calm"

Interviewer: "your dream?"

Charles: "one day be the world champion"

Carlos: "World champion .. with ferrari"

Interviewer: "now let's see how well you know your teammate.. how old is he?

Charles: "Twenty... emh omg haha , twenty six or seven , 26"

Interview: "27"

Charles: "I gave him a year less, he will be happy"

Carlos: "twenty five , twenty four i think.. almost twenty five"

Interviewer: "Do you know the car he drives everyday?"

Charles: "Stelvio"

Carlos: "Pista"

Interviewer: "A word or adjective to describe your teammate"

Charles: "Fast"

Carlos: "happy, content, a beautiful man to be my teammate"

Interviewer: "one of its qualities?"

Charles: "the way he works"

Carlos: "Positive"

Interviewer: "his flaw?"

Charles: "maybe he's a bit impatient too"

Carlos: "easy to piss him off"

Interviewer: "who plays football better?"

Charles: "I'm pretty uncoordinated in football haha, so.. him"

Carlos:" me"

Interviewer: "a paddle?"

Charles: "me"

Carlos: "me"

Interviewer:" Tennis?"

Charles: "him"

Carlos: "me"

Interviewer: "Golf?"

Charles: "Him"

Carlos:" me"

Interviewer:" Playstation?"

Charles: "ME"

Carlos: "idk"

Interviewer: "one thing you never told him"

Charles: "he's bad at chess haha"

Carlos: "you are bad at playing paddle unlike what you think"

Interviewer: "made in italy grand prix, so I would like to know what the made in italy is for you"

Charles: "for me is prestige, attention to detail and always pushing .. and in my opinion the ferrari represents it very well"

Carlos: "the people, tifosi and the food"

Interviewer: "what do you like most about Italy?"

Charles: "the semplicity"

Carlos: "the people , the food , these two things in particular"

Interviewer: "what do you like least about Italy?"

Charles: "Maybe when I get my watch stolen hahah"

Carlos: "the weather in Modena in January/February"

Interviewer: "the thing you like most about ferrari"

Charles: "the passion"

Carlos: "the fans, the feeling of having all the fans to yourself"

Interviewer: "who wrote the anthem of Italy? i give you 3 opitions.. Mameli , Verdi or Rossini?

Charles: "Mameli"

Carlos: "Rossini? no.. the first one .. Ma? Ma? Maveli? Mameli"

Interviewer: "do you hum it?" (I do not know how to say it , sorry)

"Charles starts singing it and he knows it and Carlos just a little bit lol"

Interviewer: "how many times has our national team won the football/soccer world cup? 6, 4 or 3?

Charles and Carlos: "4"

Interviewer: "since when did ferrari not win the constructors' championship? 2008 , 2006 , 2007?

Charles and Carlos: "2008"

Interviewer: "Ferrari is.."

Charles: "Ferrari is passion"

Carlos: "special , unique"

Interviewer: "How long is the track?"

Charles: "Hahah idk, 5, 6... 4.. 4? 4 and 9"

Carlos: "a little long yes"

Interviewer: "how many curves does it have?"

Charles: "18? 9"

Carlos: "21"

Interviewer: "Enzo Ferrari defined it .. little nurburgring, little Spa or little Suzuka"

Charles: "I would say nurburgring, but really small then"

Carlos: "Little Suzuka? no?"

Interviewer: "the most successful driver?"

Charles: "Michael"

Carlos: "Michael Schumacher for sure"

Interviewer: "your favorite curve"

Charles: "acque minerali"

Carlos: "the first variant"

Interviewer: "How many times the ferrari as win here? 5, 8 or 10?

Charles and Carlos: "8"

Interviewer: "Imola is.."

Charles: "every time we talk about Italy, I want to say passion and you feel it here"

Carlos: "History"

Interviewer: "Close your eyes and imagine the circuit on Sunday.."

Charles and Carlos: " it's red haha"

Interviewer: "a wish you do to Carlos for this weekend"

Charles: "we do a 1 and 2"

Interviewer: "A wish you do to Charles for this weekend"

Carlos: "let's get them"

Interviewer: "and a wish you do to yourself"

Charles: "we do a 1 and 2 hahah"

Interviewer: "who is first?"

Charles: "Well if I have to wish for myself I would prefer to be in front hahah, but the important thing is that we do a 1 and 2 hah"

Carlos: "get them all"

6 minutes of translation omg haha idk who I am anymore lol you're welcome everyone , love you all 🥰 and sorry for all the mistakes!

wholesomeness 💚💚

Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll after the Bahrain Grand Prix