First line tag game!
Rules: put the first line of your last ten fics. Thanks for the tag, @f1-giuki! <3
1. Lando vs. Seafood: The Rematch:
“What’s in the box?” Oscar asks, peering around Lando, who quickly moves it out of the way.
(Part 2 of Octo Osco)
2. Debts and Dangerous Games:
“I wish I possessed the knowledge and resources for our kingdom to flourish,” Oscar mutters to himself as he paces back and forth across his room. “I wish my mother would stop channeling their stress from running a kingdom alone into forcing me to marry a princess whom I have never met in my life. I wish-”
(Faerie Lando giveth, and faerie Lando taketh away)
3. Lucky Charms are Sweet:
“Here. Take it. You’ll win, I promise.”
(Oscar finds his lucky charm)
4. Sweet Tooth:
Oh no, Lando thinks despairingly, he’s hot.
(Lando really wants to fuck a vampire)
5. Slippery When Wet:
“Oscar, do you think I’d look pretty in a skirt?”
(It's hard, being in love with your roommate)
6. Meow Meow Meow (I Breed You):
“I’ll just take a year-long sabbatical,” Lando says. His tail curls around his midriff protectively. “Say it’s for my mental health and then surprise all the papaya fans when they see me in the paddock with, uh-”
(Part 2 of catboy drivers)
7. Old Habits Die Hard:
Oscar takes a deep breath.
(Oscar falls in love with his employers... both of them... who are married to each other)
8. Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri: The Kitten Interview:
(BuzzFeed, answer my plea)
“It’s finally summer break,” Lando mumbles. He starfishes on the couch at the MTC, glancing over at his teammate.
(Little beach thing)
10. You Won’t Believe That Chocolate Muffins Can Lead to Breaking the Infamous ‘Anti-Sex’ Beds *Not Clickbait*:
“It’s just like Love Island, ” Lando says, sitting down next to George. There’s a camera propped up in front of him. For TikTok. “First day in the villa.”
(Freaky Olympians)
Tagging: @wisteriagoesvroom @blueballsracing @ipleadbritney @wanderingblindly and whoever else wants to! Zero pressure, of course.
If I had a nickel for every time Carlos tried to get Charles to strip on camera... Well, I'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice. (x) (x)
Don't ever hold your tongue🌟🌟🌟
#GeorgeRussell #you are so #Georgeous
wedding vibes yo💚💚
(via DTS6 trailer)
#crying #tell your youngselves how precious they are
a beautiful story
#I feel blegh about all this
#this situation with bianca has upseted me beyond my comprehension
what saddens me the most about the Lance situation as it is, especially in the lights of the tweet liked by Bianca Bustamante (who is a signed junior driver at McLaren as of today) where op calls Lance “an autist”, apart from the regular “just a pay driver” shtick, is the normalization of hating Lance. somehow people in the fandom and evidently among the actual drivers (hello, Drugo, you bitch) have adopted a rhetoric that paints Lance as someone who is ok to hate because: a) daddy owns the team; b) doesn’t have goat level results; c) just because! he’s not widely loved, so it’s all fine, all good. and it’s not real since we’re on the internet. right?
it’s sickening to see what people say about him (both using ableist language, antisemitic comments etc) and then defend themselves saying “well you see he’s this and that and this so I hate him”. you don’t. you’re just full of inhuman hate and need an outlet. or you wanna be one of the “cool kids” which means only liking certain drivers and shitting on the others. fucking check yourselves.
since f1 fandom across all platforms is far from healthy, you get used to seeing takes that make you want to gouge your eyes out, yet Lance seems to be the most popular target of that hatred, unbiased as it is. it’s not even fully about the money or the fact that Lance, indeed, has a father who loves him very much and made sure his son got all the opportunities in the world. you can be mad about it all you want but it won’t change anything.
the line between not liking a particular driver and straight up mixing him with dirt is non-existent these days.
in all honesty, if Lance really didn’t care about racing, at all, he would have walked away already. why risk your life if you’re already set for life money wise? sit and think about that for a bit.
regarding the tweet recently liked by Bianca — I want to make it clear that I’m not familiar with her and I am not hating on her, simply judging this incident — I can’t help but wonder. you made it to f1 and you know how soc med works. likes are public. why? answer might not be clear. but entertain this idea — if there was already a precedent where she found it ok to like a tweet that praises her and shits on Lance, imagine what the kind of mindset there is already in place. so many things we don’t know about that happens behind the scenes.
this isn’t the last we have shit like that happen and it isn’t the first. doesn’t make it any less frustrating and rage inducing.
oscar piastri blind ranking pancakes for anyone who might be interested
#yes please #know that if I spam boop you is because of the number of times I see you in my dash #boop
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