Oscar Piastri Blind Ranking Pancakes For Anyone Who Might Be Interested

on a childhood friendship broken ft ribs by lorde

”I've got your shit”

”I have no clue where we're heading” 😂❤️

#oh I will reblog this hell yes

@oscar-piastri

REBLOG PLEASE OR I DELETE THIS

F1 FANFICS REC LIST - Rule63/Genderswap/Girl Drivers

jump right in (162647 words) by peachbellini Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Series: Part 2 of girls just wanna f1 Summary: Lando being a girl is not a problem. Lando being hot. That’s the problem.

I recommend the WHOLE series!

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When you look at me tell me what do you see (5143 words) by weegreenbean Rating: Mature Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen Summary: “You, you, you’re a girl! A …a woman!” Charles eventually gapes out and the look Max gives him could level a building. “Well spotted, dickhead,” he no, no fucking no, she hisses in response and okay, Charles thinks it is perfectly reasonable to feel his knees buckle slightly against the wall of Max’s driver room. Or Max is a woman. Charles becomes determined to help her be herself.

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lacy black pair (3661 words) by buildyourfences Rating: Mature Relationships: Charles Leclerc/Oscar Piastri Summary: “Would you like that, Oscar?” Charles leans in, extends a hand to grip Oscar’s exposed thigh. “For me to dress you?” Oscar nods, doesn’t trust herself not to say something embarrassing if she opens her mouth. “Good,” Charles purrs.

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down on you (6044 words) by MisanthropyMuse Rating: Explicit Relationships: Oscar Piastri/Carlos Sainz Jr Summary: “I’m just saying—I would have liked you on the podium with me so I could look down on you from the top step this time.” Now it’s his turn to blush, tan skin turning an enticing shade of dark red as he looks at her, eyes lingering on her lips for a moment before they meet hers, deep and intense. “That can still be arranged,” he says, voice lower now, smooth with a hint of excitement that makes her insides tingle. Carlos might have missed out on the podium, but he ends up with Oscar standing on top of him nonetheless, and it's almost just as good.

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Reset me (7487 words) by f1amboyant Rating: Explicit Relationships: Oscar Piastri/Carlos Sainz Jr Summary: “You realize what you’re asking me, right?” Oscar said, taking a step forward, like it could prove his point. What was his point, again? “Because this?” He gestured to Carlos’ body, the body of a woman, no doubt about that. “There’s truly only one way I can help you with this. You know that, right?” Carlos softly bit his lip for a brief second, immediately followed by his tongue wetting the invisible indentation left there. Oscar was looking. He was looking so bad. “I’m aware,” Carlos said. “And you’re still asking me?” “Yes.” OR: Carlos gets turned into a woman and asks Oscar, of all people, to help him.

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like honey but sweeter (the grass here is greener) (5212 words) by lisbian Rating: Explicit Relationships: Alexander Albon/George Russell Summary: “Georgie,” she butts in, only half paying attention as she types out a dumb comment on Lando’s latest Instagram post. “Have you ever thought about just dating women?”

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do me a favour (17702 words) by crimandclove Rating: Explicit Relationships: George Russell/Lance Stroll Summary: January 2024 - George finds himself single, stressed, with a set of tits & one Lance Stroll in his home.

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GR63 (12047 words) by Ossobuco Rating: Explicit Relationships: Daniel Ricciardo/George Russell Summary: “All right, thank you, everyone,” George says as the last few of his colleagues settle into their chairs. “This meeting of the Grand Prix Drivers’ Association is now in session. As you all know, it’s our third race week of the year and we have quite a bit to get to, but as the first order of business, I would like to propose an inquiry into a situation in which many of us have found ourselves, rather inexplicably. I’m aware that in past seasons, established procedure has been to simply—er, handle the problem as quickly as possible—” There’s a low snicker from somewhere in the back of the room. George ignores it. “But I believe it’s time we took a more proactive, analytical approach to this, ah, phenomenon.”

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those magic changes (7829 words) by peachbellini Rating: Explicit Relationships: Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri Summary: “Yeah, right.” Oscar’s beer tastes stale in his mouth. “Sure there’s other perks though, right?” Logan’s attention has been taken by his phone. Probably a girl, Oscar thinks, or his Mom. Maybe there’s a particularly big fish being shared in the family group chat. He types out a message then locks it with purpose, chucking it face down on the table. “Yeah, I mean. You know what they say happens when you podium, right? The girl thing?”

MASTERPOST

need to read this and like put it on my wall or something 😔

STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

First line tag game!

Rules: put the first line of your last ten fics. Thanks for the tag, @f1-giuki! <3

1. Lando vs. Seafood: The Rematch:

“What’s in the box?” Oscar asks, peering around Lando, who quickly moves it out of the way.

(Part 2 of Octo Osco)

2. Debts and Dangerous Games:

“I wish I possessed the knowledge and resources for our kingdom to flourish,” Oscar mutters to himself as he paces back and forth across his room. “I wish my mother would stop channeling their stress from running a kingdom alone into forcing me to marry a princess whom I have never met in my life. I wish-”

(Faerie Lando giveth, and faerie Lando taketh away)

3. Lucky Charms are Sweet:

“Here. Take it. You’ll win, I promise.”

(Oscar finds his lucky charm)

4. Sweet Tooth:

Oh no, Lando thinks despairingly, he’s hot.

(Lando really wants to fuck a vampire)

5. Slippery When Wet:

“Oscar, do you think I’d look pretty in a skirt?”

(It's hard, being in love with your roommate)

6. Meow Meow Meow (I Breed You):

“I’ll just take a year-long sabbatical,” Lando says. His tail curls around his midriff protectively. “Say it’s for my mental health and then surprise all the papaya fans when they see me in the paddock with, uh-”

(Part 2 of catboy drivers)

7. Old Habits Die Hard:

Oscar takes a deep breath.

(Oscar falls in love with his employers... both of them... who are married to each other)

8. Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri: The Kitten Interview:

McLaren F1 Drivers Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri Played With Kittens, And I've Never Been More Jealous Of A Cat

(BuzzFeed, answer my plea)

9. Driving:

“It’s finally summer break,” Lando mumbles. He starfishes on the couch at the MTC, glancing over at his teammate.

(Little beach thing)

10. You Won’t Believe That Chocolate Muffins Can Lead to Breaking the Infamous ‘Anti-Sex’ Beds *Not Clickbait*:

“It’s just like Love Island, ” Lando says, sitting down next to George. There’s a camera propped up in front of him. For TikTok. “First day in the villa.”

(Freaky Olympians)

Tagging: @wisteriagoesvroom @blueballsracing @ipleadbritney @wanderingblindly and whoever else wants to! Zero pressure, of course.

@.McLarenF1_News: 🎬 Lando and Oscar interview in the post-race show 🫂

#wanna cry so bad #pocketcharlie

Charlie had so much fun today! Lots on his agenda :)

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