now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom
“C’mon, kids, I rented a bus today and I wanna get my money’s worth!”
had a dream last night that trucy became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of magic show where she would do tricks like normal but every once in a while she would let the audience "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on stage (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time she'd show it one audience member who saw it would die
it ended when she showed it on stage and dropped dead. the show was left going for 72 hours to honor her memory, it was dead quiet with just her body and a slowly pulsating red mass on stage beside her
based on the latest episode
what do you mean my mutuals don’t look like their icons?!?!!?
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I love inventing types of guy in my head.
22 yr old trans woman. Discoverer of the McDonald's™ secret menu item, the "McTomato" (R.I.P). haters and losers (and minors) DNI. potentially NSFW.
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