Kit-kun-20 - When Life Gives You Lemons

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kit-kun-20

4 months ago

A vertically-oriented comic. Ford answers the phone, but is interrupted by an automated message that states: “This call is coming from the Theraprism. Cipher, Bill is attempting to contact you.” Ford startles, looking extremely distressed. The message continues: “To accept this call, press 1. To decline…” The message is interrupted with a “beep” as Ford, expression a mix between panicked and furious, presses a button on the receiver. There is a click, but before Bill can say anything, Ford yells “kill yourself” at the top of his lungs and hangs up. In the final panel, Bill stares into space as the disconnect tone plays.

thank you ford "go choke on glass" pines for your service. i'll let you get back to filing that interdimensional restraining order now

bonus:

Bill, with a faux-thoughtful expression, says, “Wow, my inner child is feeling sooo wounded right now. Or something.” A low-opacity tweet pasted behind him reads “Uh Oh; Worst Person You Know Learned Therapy Words.” Off to the side, the Axolotl says, “We need to discuss your use of phone privileges.”

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kit-kun-20

2 months ago

Tumblr I am also excited for the baby Ghasts can we please stop blaming their situation on piglins

Guys the piglins aren't sadistic torturers. Y'all act like they're the villains of the nether and like mojang has some sort of official lore that piglins are the baddies responsible for everything. If anything I'd say piglins are just as much victims of the nether's harsh climates as the ghasts. ffs man let the pig ppl live.

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kit-kun-20

1 month ago

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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kit-kun-20

2 months ago

So, Yahoo bought Tumblr. I am very sad now. Tumblr was my life source. It kept me alive for so long and now… I don’t even know what to do. I can feel my body becoming weak. You ruined it Yahoo. I don’t even want to use Tumblr now if it’s going to be run by you. I might as well start planning my own funeral because I don’t know how long I will live without my power pack. Yes, I referred to Tumblr as my power pack. Why, you might ask; because when I’m not on Tumblr the world feels all wrong, but when I’m on it, I feel my energy rise. It kept me going and now you have taken that away. Great job! I’m sure I’m not the only one who feels this way. Do you feel good about yourself Yahoo? Does it feel good taking away millions of peoples life source? What do we have to live for now? Yes, I know David Karp is the CEO still, but come on! You’ll probably just boot him out eventually. You suck Yahoo! You absolutely Suck! Oh, and by the way David Karp… We are no longer bffs. You’re not even an f. You’re just a b and it doesn’t stand for best. How could you let this happen? I thought we’d be tight forever. Now look what you’ve done. You have made the Tumblr population very sad. You should be ashamed of yourself. You hear me? ASHAMED!

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kit-kun-20

2 months ago

im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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kit-kun-20

2 months ago

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kit-kun-20

2 months ago

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward

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kit-kun-20

2 months ago