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AU where instead of being pissed at Tim for replacing him, Jason is actually over the moon that there’s another kid in the Wayne household vying for the spot of Batman’s sidekick. this is specifically because he knows that after spending all his time at the League of Assassins trying to keep this little fucking demon brat away from him so he can train in peace, now Tim will attract Damian’s anger and Jason can be left the fuck alone.

-at the league-

Jason, meditating: *sighs peacefully*

Jason:

Jason, eyes still closed: don’t you fucking dare, Damian.

Damian, standing three feet away poised to throw a rock at his head: oh sure, you can sense this but not keep yourself alive. pathetic. i will be a better Robin than you, mark my words.

Jason, has been through six months of this: give it a rest you infant

Damian: *throws the rock*

Jason: DAMIAN-

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Ra’s: Jason, i have need for you on an international mission-

Ra’s:

Ra’s: why.

Jason, holding Damian away from him with one hand while Damian swipes at him with a katana: ASK HIM

Damian: I WILL BEAT MY PREDECESSOR IN COMBAT TO PROVE TO MY FATHER I AM WORTHY OF A PLACE AT HIS SIDE.

Jason: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT’S NOT HOW ROBIN WORKS-!

Damian: STOP DODGING MY BLADE

Ra’s:

Ra’s, walking out the room: i should never have let Talia adopt another heir.

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Talia: was your latest mission hard on you, beloved? you are injured.

Jason, face scratched to hell: mission was fine, Damian just got the jump on me in my sleep last night.

Talia:

Jason: i was overtired and it took me longer than usual to kick him into the wall.

Talia, sighing: did you at least take him to the med room after defeating him?

Jason: by the scruff of his neck, yeah.

Talia: at least he is resilient.

Jason, bite marks on his arm: that’s one fucking word for him.

-once Jason gets to Gotham-

Tim: JASON?!

Jason, breaking into Titans Tower: you’re Robin now?

Tim: I- YES BUT I NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE-

Jason, leaning in: good. tag, you’re it.

Tim: ??!?

Damian shows up in Gotham and Jason turns to point him at Tim before going ‘MUSH’ and sprinting in the opposite direction.

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

if bobby is dead then this is actually rlly rude

10 year old Dick: "Bruce, when you get married, can I be the best man?"

Bruce: "Of course, chum."

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12 year old Dick: "Hey Clark, do you think when you get married, I can be your best man?"

Clark: "I don't see why not."

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25 year old Dick: "In my defence, I had no way of knowing you'd end up marrying each other."

He was a punk, she did ballet ballroom dancing.

9-1-1, S01E01 & S08E13

please I need them trapped under rubble together so bad pleaseeee put them in a dire situation together I need it so so bad

eddie pinned by rubble with tears in his eyes reaching for buck's hand: in case we don't make it out of this. i love you, bud. think i always have. i just didn't know i could. i wish i realised sooner. god, buck. i think you're the love of my life

buck also pinned by rubble with tears in his eyes staring in dazed confusion at their joined hands because eddie's a renter and also straight: do you mean platonically?

ravi pinned by rubble too: this might be the worst thing that's ever happened to me

eddie: the earthquake?

ravi: no being stuck with you two

incorrect 911 quotes part idk