Wholeheartedly Believe That The First Time Dean Drops The L Word On Cas, He’s Scared And Desperate

I feel like Buck and Eddie keep fighting because they’re not kissing. They obviously have so many feelings for each other but they dont understand them and they dont know how to navigate expressing them so they keep coming out as messy and causing fights. In conclusion, these two bitches just need to kiss.

bruce calls all of them his sons,

dick calls them his brothers,

tim calls them his team,

damian calls them his sidekicks,

jason doesn't call, he's just always there when they need him.

okay so bobby’s not dead but he is going to be retiring after this - and then we get captain wilson, parameddie moving into the ambulance with chim, and ravi permanently staying on a-shift alongside buck. this is true in my heart.

buck eddie and ravi at a bar (hen and chim went home to their wives like an HOUR ago) and buck is yapping to eddie all night and ravi is like "oh my god buck is in love with eddie when will this nightmare end" and then buck is like "okay one second eddie i'm going to get a refresh on the drinks" with the biggest widest smile on his face and ravi goes "oh thank fuck a break from evan 'pathetic for his man' buckley" but oh ho ho...

as soon as buck is out of earshot eddie goes "oh my god he's so great isn't he he just brightnens every room hes in i think he's so neat i could listen to him for hours" and ravi is just like FUCK THERES ANOTHER ONE (boss music) EDDIE 'HEART EYES FOR MY MAN' DIAZ APPROACHES

i think ravi just puts his head on the table. when he asks hen (the next time their at work) like "hey when are they gonna get their shit together" hen just deadpan goes "do you want to put a bet in the buddie betting pool" and ravi is like "THE FUCKING WHAT" and she goes "it's been going since before you did your probie days" and ravi goes "...... oh my god those loser idots" and chim chimes in from the couch going "OUR loser idots, tho"

what if the new pope is problematic :/

Jason should kill the Joker and just not tell anyone. like, lets be real here, if he were to silently slip in and kill the Joker in his sleep, are any of the workers at Arkham really going to give enough of a shit to say anything??? with the paperwork they’d have to do, and the attention they’d get once the media caught wind of the break in/murder, i bet all Jason would have to do is leave like, a basket of muffins next to the dead body as a thank you and the staff would just dispose of the body and shut the fuck up about it.

i bet you he could get through a solid six to eight month period of being weirdly happy and interactive with the rest of the family before Dick finally asks why he’s been in such a good mood lately over family dinner

Jason, casually: i dunno, i guess i’ve just had a weight lifted from my shoulders; there’s less to drive me away now.

Bruce, thinking he’s finally done something right: aw Jaylad, i’m so happy you’re feeling more comfortable!

Dick, the only batkid around when Jason was Robin, remembering all the times Jason would transform into the happiest kid on the planet only for them to find out a week later it was because he’d pushed a bully down the stairs at school and fractured his wrist: hold on B.

Dick: Jay, what weight has been lifted?

Jason, still nonplussed: well i finally got my GED, and the Joker thing really calmed the lazarus rage. also Steph got me into puppy yoga, we go once a week.

Bruce:

Bruce: what Joker thing.

Jason, glancing up from his food: ? d’i not mention that? he’s dead, man.

Bruce:

Dick:

Dick: sorry, what?

Tim: why the fuck am i never invited to puppy yoga?

Bruce, having a panic attack: y- what are you talking about Jay-

Tim: i would LOVE to go to puppy yoga. what the FUCK?

Jason, shrugging: you can come to puppy yoga, replacement, it’s all good

Bruce: the Joker’s dead?

Tim: FUCK YEAH, PUPPY YOGA

Jason: i think they do it with goats too.

Damian: i would be interested in this activity.

Jason: hell yeah family yoga session

Bruce: JASON PLEASE EXPAND ON THE JOKER THING

Jason: no i don’t like your tone. anyway, dick, puppy yoga?

Dick:

Dick, glancing at Bruce’s glare nervously: …i would be down for puppy yoga

btw if this is actually dobby for real and forever then I'm beyond pissed that we didn't get an open casket everyone can go say their goodbyes scene. I know I know contagious yadayada who fucking cares. either handwave it or murk him on a different emergency. ffs

the way every fandom on twitter is uniting over bobby’s death and buckt*mmy

Hi! Can you please do a headcannon where the bat family reacts to the tv show arcane like you did with atla please I think it would be so cool!!!!

YES

Batfam reacting to Arcane Headcanons!

- tim heard about it through the bisexual grapevine and brought it up during family movie night

- everyone agreed simply because they love animated shows

- season 1 & 2 were both out so they started friday and watched all through saturday (bruce had to call the superfam in to watch over gotham lol)

- immediately everyone had a favorite character

- jason thought it was stupid until he saw vi being a total badass and thought "she's chill as fuck i like it"

- damian didn't really have a favorite until he saw ekko. he'll deny it but he shed real tears during the ekko/powder scenes

- dick thought mel was a baddie but secretly loved heimerdinger - he just thought the lil guy was so cute but also so knowledgeable during the second season. he couldn't help but feel the ekko/heimerdinger moments were him and damian to a T

- steph can't help that she loves chaos, so every time jinx went ballistic steph was there cheering her on. she also knows what it's like to be just a girl looking for a father figure

- tim... oh sweet tim... infatuated. obsessed. in too deep. for jayce. can he admit he was roleplaying as victor during the whole show? is it wrong if he just wants a genius hunk next to him in a brilliant workshop?

- tim was desperately texting conner pictures of victor and jayce explaining they had to do a cosplay

- conner agreed

- the ending battles were really brutal for the family to endure, huge debates with steph on jinx's side, tim promising himself victor isn't as bad as he looks, and overall everyone being a little sick of caitlyn up until the vi/cait scene

- steph loudly pronouncing all lesbians the hottest in the show

- damian was too busy thinking of how he could go about forcing star labs to produce an air board for him like ekko had

- everyone felt bad for vander, with bruce tearing up a little at the idea of doing everything for your family even as you feel yourself turning into a monster

- jason felt it too.

- dick was just wondering if he should switch to a giant hammer but decided it might slow him down

- the credits roll and everyone instantly needed to know if there would be a season 3, and there was uproar when they discovered the story was over

- everyone was trying to do victors silly accent for the next few weeks and steph dyed her hair blue in solidarity

- jason started hanging around gay bars looking for a buff butch best friend to no avail

- needless to say everyone loved it, and a few league of legends players were born that weekend, i'll leave it up to you to figure out who would main who!

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hope u enjoyed!

Dick: Does anyone have any suggestions?

Jason: Why dont we shoot the Joker?

Dick: How that will help us in an alien invasion?

Jason: It would be really funny

Dick:

Dick: Works for me, add it to the list!