Hi! Can you please do a headcannon where the bat family reacts to the tv show arcane like you did with atla please I think it would be so cool!!!!
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- tim heard about it through the bisexual grapevine and brought it up during family movie night
- everyone agreed simply because they love animated shows
- season 1 & 2 were both out so they started friday and watched all through saturday (bruce had to call the superfam in to watch over gotham lol)
- immediately everyone had a favorite character
- jason thought it was stupid until he saw vi being a total badass and thought "she's chill as fuck i like it"
- damian didn't really have a favorite until he saw ekko. he'll deny it but he shed real tears during the ekko/powder scenes
- dick thought mel was a baddie but secretly loved heimerdinger - he just thought the lil guy was so cute but also so knowledgeable during the second season. he couldn't help but feel the ekko/heimerdinger moments were him and damian to a T
- steph can't help that she loves chaos, so every time jinx went ballistic steph was there cheering her on. she also knows what it's like to be just a girl looking for a father figure
- tim... oh sweet tim... infatuated. obsessed. in too deep. for jayce. can he admit he was roleplaying as victor during the whole show? is it wrong if he just wants a genius hunk next to him in a brilliant workshop?
- tim was desperately texting conner pictures of victor and jayce explaining they had to do a cosplay
- conner agreed
- the ending battles were really brutal for the family to endure, huge debates with steph on jinx's side, tim promising himself victor isn't as bad as he looks, and overall everyone being a little sick of caitlyn up until the vi/cait scene
- steph loudly pronouncing all lesbians the hottest in the show
- damian was too busy thinking of how he could go about forcing star labs to produce an air board for him like ekko had
- everyone felt bad for vander, with bruce tearing up a little at the idea of doing everything for your family even as you feel yourself turning into a monster
- jason felt it too.
- dick was just wondering if he should switch to a giant hammer but decided it might slow him down
- the credits roll and everyone instantly needed to know if there would be a season 3, and there was uproar when they discovered the story was over
- everyone was trying to do victors silly accent for the next few weeks and steph dyed her hair blue in solidarity
- jason started hanging around gay bars looking for a buff butch best friend to no avail
- needless to say everyone loved it, and a few league of legends players were born that weekend, i'll leave it up to you to figure out who would main who!
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hope u enjoyed!
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You know those posts about one of Bruce’s kids getting kidnapped and him having no idea which kid they have based on the vague descriptions he’s given? Well now I can’t only imagine Bruce getting the dreaded call and immediately pulling out a guess who board filled entirely with his kids. Like
kidnapper: we have one of your children
Bruce: I have so many of those you need to be more specific
kidnapper: the loud and annoying one
Bruce, flipping down Cass and Duke: that does not help as much as you think it does
kidnapper: well he has black hair?
Bruce, flips down Steph: keep going
kidnapper: uhhhh? He’s short?
Bruce, flips down Dick and Jason leaving Tim and Damian: more specific
kidnapper: he’s been condescending and judgmental since we got him
Bruce: yeah they both tend to do that
kidnapper: he keeps throwing around words I don’t understand
Bruce, realizing that Damian and Tim are significantly more similar than he thought: uhh more specific?
kidnapper: more?? look just wore us the mon— WHERE’D HE HIDE A KATANA???
Bruce: ah you have Damian
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