Oliver Listening To The Smith Sisters Narrate The Wanna Go For The Title Scene

Can never forgive them for getting rid of Dean’s jewelry </3

cremate him or i won’t believe he’s dead

Gays so undisputed they have over a decade of shipping

More thoughts on Clark fantasizing about sweaty Bruce "in a friend way":

The reason this lasts so long is coz every time Clark considers that maybe this behaviour isn't normal, he looks over at Bruce who's doing the exact same thing and thinks "nah, this is how friends act, totally bros"

He's memorising his heartbeat and scent? Bruce has already studied every inch of his body in great detail multiple times

He's interested in learning more about Bruce's parents and childhood? Bruce has been learning to speak kryptonian and studying the culture for years now

He treats the bat kids like his own kids? Bruce literally buys the bank his parents owe money to so they can keep the farm

He stares at the man's scars for a bit too long in the changing rooms? Bruce just full on looks him in the eye while he strips down then continues on like nothing happened

This man has not only matched his freak, he's doubled it and put a batsymbol on it

"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german

AU where instead of being pissed at Tim for replacing him, Jason is actually over the moon that there’s another kid in the Wayne household vying for the spot of Batman’s sidekick. this is specifically because he knows that after spending all his time at the League of Assassins trying to keep this little fucking demon brat away from him so he can train in peace, now Tim will attract Damian’s anger and Jason can be left the fuck alone.

-at the league-

Jason, meditating: *sighs peacefully*

Jason:

Jason, eyes still closed: don’t you fucking dare, Damian.

Damian, standing three feet away poised to throw a rock at his head: oh sure, you can sense this but not keep yourself alive. pathetic. i will be a better Robin than you, mark my words.

Jason, has been through six months of this: give it a rest you infant

Damian: *throws the rock*

Jason: DAMIAN-

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Ra’s: Jason, i have need for you on an international mission-

Ra’s:

Ra’s: why.

Jason, holding Damian away from him with one hand while Damian swipes at him with a katana: ASK HIM

Damian: I WILL BEAT MY PREDECESSOR IN COMBAT TO PROVE TO MY FATHER I AM WORTHY OF A PLACE AT HIS SIDE.

Jason: I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT’S NOT HOW ROBIN WORKS-!

Damian: STOP DODGING MY BLADE

Ra’s:

Ra’s, walking out the room: i should never have let Talia adopt another heir.

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Talia: was your latest mission hard on you, beloved? you are injured.

Jason, face scratched to hell: mission was fine, Damian just got the jump on me in my sleep last night.

Talia:

Jason: i was overtired and it took me longer than usual to kick him into the wall.

Talia, sighing: did you at least take him to the med room after defeating him?

Jason: by the scruff of his neck, yeah.

Talia: at least he is resilient.

Jason, bite marks on his arm: that’s one fucking word for him.

-once Jason gets to Gotham-

Tim: JASON?!

Jason, breaking into Titans Tower: you’re Robin now?

Tim: I- YES BUT I NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE-

Jason, leaning in: good. tag, you’re it.

Tim: ??!?

Damian shows up in Gotham and Jason turns to point him at Tim before going ‘MUSH’ and sprinting in the opposite direction.

Hi! Can you please do a headcannon where the bat family reacts to the tv show arcane like you did with atla please I think it would be so cool!!!!

YES

Batfam reacting to Arcane Headcanons!

- tim heard about it through the bisexual grapevine and brought it up during family movie night

- everyone agreed simply because they love animated shows

- season 1 & 2 were both out so they started friday and watched all through saturday (bruce had to call the superfam in to watch over gotham lol)

- immediately everyone had a favorite character

- jason thought it was stupid until he saw vi being a total badass and thought "she's chill as fuck i like it"

- damian didn't really have a favorite until he saw ekko. he'll deny it but he shed real tears during the ekko/powder scenes

- dick thought mel was a baddie but secretly loved heimerdinger - he just thought the lil guy was so cute but also so knowledgeable during the second season. he couldn't help but feel the ekko/heimerdinger moments were him and damian to a T

- steph can't help that she loves chaos, so every time jinx went ballistic steph was there cheering her on. she also knows what it's like to be just a girl looking for a father figure

- tim... oh sweet tim... infatuated. obsessed. in too deep. for jayce. can he admit he was roleplaying as victor during the whole show? is it wrong if he just wants a genius hunk next to him in a brilliant workshop?

- tim was desperately texting conner pictures of victor and jayce explaining they had to do a cosplay

- conner agreed

- the ending battles were really brutal for the family to endure, huge debates with steph on jinx's side, tim promising himself victor isn't as bad as he looks, and overall everyone being a little sick of caitlyn up until the vi/cait scene

- steph loudly pronouncing all lesbians the hottest in the show

- damian was too busy thinking of how he could go about forcing star labs to produce an air board for him like ekko had

- everyone felt bad for vander, with bruce tearing up a little at the idea of doing everything for your family even as you feel yourself turning into a monster

- jason felt it too.

- dick was just wondering if he should switch to a giant hammer but decided it might slow him down

- the credits roll and everyone instantly needed to know if there would be a season 3, and there was uproar when they discovered the story was over

- everyone was trying to do victors silly accent for the next few weeks and steph dyed her hair blue in solidarity

- jason started hanging around gay bars looking for a buff butch best friend to no avail

- needless to say everyone loved it, and a few league of legends players were born that weekend, i'll leave it up to you to figure out who would main who!

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hope u enjoyed!

I hope that they're trapped under rubble together and both bleeding heavily and getting woozy and buck can't stop thinking about bobby telling him he loved him before he died and so he blurts out to eddie 'i love you, man' and eddie's like 'i love you too' so quickly and easily that buck feels himself getting annoyed without really knowing why, except that eddie doesn't seem to be getting the enormity of what buck's trying to say, so he snaps 'i love you more' and eddie with blood between his teeth grins at him like buck is the funniest person in the whole world and says 'what are we measuring here buck?' and that's when buck realises exactly what it is he's been feeling

and then ravi who it turns out has been pinned on the other side of the rubble all along says 'I like you both guys but I don't think I'm ready for the L word yet'

I never said anything bad about this show this is the best show on tv