The Way Ravi Was So Starry Eyed And Throwing Himself Into Eddie’s Arms Was So Funny. Like Eddie Pulled

rb if you think asexual people are cool

wing au 🪽

every time I’m reminded of just how heavy a crowbar is, I’m reminded of how insane it is to have tiny teen Jason endure Joker’s erratic swings using that thing

*at the Wayne’s for a BBQ*

Jon, pointing at Jason’s chest as he gets out of the pool: woah, how did you get THAT one?

Jason, looking down at his autopsy scar:

Jason: *makes eye contact with Clark behind Jon*

Jason: uh.

Jason: that happened because when I was a kid I refused to go to bed when my dad told me to.

Jon: *gasp*

Jason: yeah… I should have listened. if you stay up too late the… I dunno. the bedtime monster. yeah. if you don’t listen then the bedtime monster attacks you for not sleeping and you get one of these.

Jon, whispering: I had no idea…

Jon, solemnly: thank you for warning me.

Jason: anytime.

Damian, watching Clark slip Jason ten dollars from the other side of the pool: by god, my friend is an idiot.

The new Pope said Buck and Eddie have to kiss. Sorry I don't make the rules, the Pope does.

It was an accident :(((

he has the kind submissive and breedable aura you only see in diocletian-era male christian martyrs.

MAGA racism is killing us.

if bobby is dead then this is actually rlly rude