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Happy Halloween from Starscream’s GhooOoOoOOooost! 

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Obadiah // Thanos Parallels

i’m fucking screaming over these fucking parallels asdfghdksl

1. first off, we got the fucking physical resemblance between bald eagle™️ and bald blueballs™️ (thanos is literally obadiah stane but in purple)

2. they are both power hungry psychosluts who don’t give a shit bout who they gotta kill to achieve their goals of world domination and playing “god” - stane was also willing to kill pepper, while space willis™️ over here yeeted his own daughter off a cliff in order to be able to kill evEN MORE people with just the Snap of his eggplant fingers what a lazy fuck. if ur gonna kill people then do it right. purple nutsack is too fucking lazy to get off his fat ass and murder people with his mayweather fists so he gotta snap his fingers instead like a dainty lil disney princess smh

3. even the frames are fucking similar!!!! the close-ups on both thanos and obadiah’s wrinkly ballsack chins as they get all up in tony’s grill, invading his personal space

4. they are both “reassuring” tony that his legacy to the world after they kill him will be the exact things he fought so hard to prevent/change:  - obadiah torments tony, telling him that his arc reactor will be used to create even more weapons for world domination (“it’s ironic, tony; you tried to rid the world of weapons, but you gave it its best one ever”) - thanos promises tony that after he kills him, he will go on to carry out his masterplan to kill half the universe, just as he intended. however, this is also done out of respect (“you have my respect, stark”) - treating tony as a noble warrior, and wishing that his ‘sacrifice’ (while in vain) will be remembered by those that survive The Snap. 

5. they both got tony on his last dying breath:  - obadiah ripped out tony’s “heart” - aka the arc reactor aka his literal life source - thanos stabbed tony with his own fucking shiv and most likely punctured his lung (tony was literally gasping for air and coughing up blood)

6. in conclusion, w t f (feat. internal screaming)

(realization hit me in a conversation with @starkravinghazelnuts )

Happy Halloween @enjoythepetrichor

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you: my body is 70% water

me, an intellectual: my body is 70% wholeheartedly loving tony stark juice