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At this point, if donald trump announced that he was appointing jk rowling to the newly-invented position of Federal Investigator of Biological Fairness in Sports, I wouldn’t bat an eye

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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HE’S ONLY GETTING PAID 13 GOLD TO MURDER SOMEONE??? EXCUSE ME😭 PAY THIS MAN HIS WORTH!!

It actually needed cleaning...

The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???

Naked mole-rats:

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

why is there a scene like this in every John wick

joe biden appoints weird bug to be in charge of the night time is one of my all time fav images ever

Apart

I find myself in Glasgow for the week, The city steeped in time and trade and rain, And though the rain and time apart be bleak, I am restored by all this place contains.

You'd love it here, it's solid and it's real- Cathedrals, vaulted ceilings, walls of stone; And twixt the tombs I couldn't help but feel that this graveyard would be better with my ghost.