See, Tentacles Are Like Bondage That Can Fuck You. Hope That Makes It Clear

new thing i'm working on about the team being super affectionate with hotch because he deserves it, and hotch learning to be affectionate back

We have GOT to stop pathologizing the joy out of life.

Saw someone claim that if you read a lot as a child, you were disassociating. No, you were reading. Because reading is fun.

"I have a problem with maladaptive daydreaming." It's only maladaptive if it negatively impacts your ability to function in the real world. Laughing at a joke you made in your head isn't doing that.

"You seem to do a lot if creative projects. What are you escaping?" I'm escaping this conversation.

Like what is the end goal? Because so far, all this has done has made it harder to enjoy my hobbies because you're turning a mindless process into something I gotta think about.

I have mixed feelings abt it but it’s finisheddddd

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

Coming back to a fandom to find out it has been hijacked by 13 year olds

Hot girls have a mental breakdown when they can't read their old man yaoi

I'm done

Andrés de Fonollosa on any given wednesday:

t-shirt that says i <3 when fictional characters make shortsighted and selfish decisions that will certainly make things worse and lead them to ruin

Just, just... Just hold me. Please.

Do you think we could... Ummm maybe- sorry this is really hard- ummm.... Do you- do you think we- we could share an orange?

Any yawl on tiktok and see a slideshow that's "CM character headcanons" and you think oooh okay let's see! And the second slide is "Character Headcanon Generator" or some AI prompt thing. I immediately scroll onto the next tiktok cuz what do you mean you can't fucking think of anything yourself and instead rely on generators and AI ???? Fuck off.

And don't get me started on Character.AI or whatever it is ppl use to "chat to the CM characters". Learn to fucking write or request something from REAL PPL.