That Picture Looks Fake! What Was Marc Doing Beefing With Whole Teenagers When He Was 2 Apples Tall??

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

marc marquez you girl bossed to close to the sun. a modern day icarus you stupid bitch

he doesn’t have a foot rest and he’s still racing against people. that’s the rage that’s the dedication of it all

Sirius: Hey reggie, pass me my cig box will you? Regulus: *taking out a box from his pocket* Here, have one of mine. Sirius, baffled: what, you smoke?! Regulus: No, I keep them in my pocket to fucking snack on.

'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

"im convinced that was premeditated by marc marquez"

"was that a planned marc marquez mind game"

"marc marquez has been accused of being the master of the dark arts on occasion"

lowkey convinced the commentators were possessed by the spirit of valentino rossi during those pre-race shenanigans

COTA 2025 | Absolute scenes before the beginning of the race.

dumbass marc crawled out of alex’s garage and cant get back in again so he knocked on his closed garage door to tell them to open up for him 😭😭

him trying to figure out how to crawl back in after somehow managing to crawl out there 😭

him after his own mechanics let him in

MARC MARQUEZ doing a shoey after winning the AustralianGP at thePhillip Island Grand Prix Circuit on October 20, 2024 in Phillip Island, Australia.

Photo by Robert Cianflone

favorite marc lie of the year is still him saying he stayed out in the rain in misano because pecco (who he just beat) (handily) is a local (it was his home race) (where he had pole) and would know the track better. all while his second bike that would presumably have the wet weather tires was fully out of commission and covered up in the corner of the garage because it was broken so he literally had no choice anyway.