I Don’t Have A Dick But I Do Think With It

Yes, I'm not ashamed! Yes, I started crying! Of course it had to happen in COTA!

f1 rn is a rollercoaster of emotions 😭 half of the fandom is inspecting lestappen interactions like ancient scholars while the other half is going to war with the fia

Next thing we know, they'll have Marc Marquez in a room with 4 screens, playing every shot of his and Vale's love affair, rivalry, and divorce

(I fear he would actually lose it)

out: wondering if vale kicked marc

in: wondering if marc fell on purpose

simon: "so...marco you're a handsome young man. girlfriend?"

bez: "no girlfriend. uhhhhh thank you, anyway."

simon: "boyfriend?"

bez: "no boyfriend. I have my dog. he's my best friend."

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

I really want to look at Valentino's face at this moment. I wonder if he broke the TV?

Drops his own tear off under his bike. Messes up his own start. Drops to P13 at turn 1. Back up to P6-7 through turn 2. Average Marc Marquez insanity over the course of a few seconds.

goodbye goodbye to the sexy gresini leathers you were bigger than the whole sky

every move you make, i'll be watching you