Lazzy-nightmonkey17 - Ioana

There are three religions in Italy

One is the catholic church

The second is Ferrari

The third is whatever the fuck Valentino Rossi got going on

dumbass marc crawled out of alex’s garage and cant get back in again so he knocked on his closed garage door to tell them to open up for him 😭😭

him trying to figure out how to crawl back in after somehow managing to crawl out there 😭

him after his own mechanics let him in

‘marc will be less silly and have less fun at ducati’ maybe so but it’s like day two and he’s stripped on camera twice

Someone has to leave first.

This is a very old story.

There is no other version of this story.

Ok I need to write this experience down because I'm going to explode, so here I am:

So there is me, poor innocent and ferral, in erasmus encountering another motorsport fan in the wild and there is that instant connection. We start to talk about F1 ( she likes redbull and my italian heart is bleeding but I can accept that) and I casually mention that I'm into motoGP and she tells me that she follows it aswell, cue me practically hugging her because I know exactly one other person my age that still follows motoGP. So it was all dandy and cute so to test the waters even more I asked what she thought about sepang 2015 ( we are the same age so I assumed she saw it as well ) and what did she respond: "eh I don't really care much about it, just some drama to be more seen".

My heart was in shambles. I couldn't think. My mind was blank and too full at the same time. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARE MUCH ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS STILL SHAPING THE SPORT 1O FUCKING YEARS LATER. IT'S THE HOLLY SCRIPTURE AND YOU ARE WALKING ALL OVER IT.

I didn't think it was possible for people to not understand the cultural significance of the divorce that rosquez had in 2015 but here I am please help.

i like sports because i like drama and homoeroticism its literally just that simple

Dear wonderful MotoGP logo,

thank you for basically being there like this since my beginning, since my first time watching MotoGP.

I'll miss you a lot because the new one is very ugly!

Poor rat

as a hater, i've got to appreciate vale's dedication. no one has lifelong feuds any more, kudos to him for sticking to the bit.