Poor Rat

simon: "so...marco you're a handsome young man. girlfriend?"

bez: "no girlfriend. uhhhhh thank you, anyway."

simon: "boyfriend?"

bez: "no boyfriend. I have my dog. he's my best friend."

Sirius: Hey reggie, pass me my cig box will you? Regulus: *taking out a box from his pocket* Here, have one of mine. Sirius, baffled: what, you smoke?! Regulus: No, I keep them in my pocket to fucking snack on.

dumbass marc crawled out of alex’s garage and cant get back in again so he knocked on his closed garage door to tell them to open up for him 😭😭

him trying to figure out how to crawl back in after somehow managing to crawl out there 😭

him after his own mechanics let him in

can't wait for the beautiful sport in which cheating is literally kicking people and not, y'know, pressing a button wrong

marc having the time of his life watching the race cuts while jorge looks like he wants to kill himself😭

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

i love when they make the ducati riders take a group pic and they automatically sort themselves by national affiliation and opinion on valentino rossi it’s so funny

Domizia Castagnini and Carola Bagnaia outside the Ducati Garage after Francesco Bagnaia crashed out of the Malaysian Sprint

Yes, I'm not ashamed! Yes, I started crying! Of course it had to happen in COTA!