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my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon
Consider: The Humble Five-SeveN
I'd be too distracted by how cool it is tbh
Seeing a couple be lovey-dovey/PDA in public makes me wanna do the same.
To a firearm made by FN Herstal
the west fell when we could no longer say mommy in a horny way in Chinese
important culture exchange happening rn
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
@jizukiru
@c-official i have feelings for you
You know the trope where a character will see a figure in the corner of their eye before they die? A crow, the reaper, etc. Some sort of symbol that warns of death. A premonition.
I think russianbadger is that but for autism
they're closer to satan
Amtrak hates elves and I need to know what you think about them
idgaf abt elves i am using all my focus on hating gnomes i HATE gnomes stupid fucking gnomes i hate them and while im at it i hate smurfs too and honestly yeah why not throw elves in there. Man fuck elves but mostly fuck gnomes
i need a peon
They're always eating everything
hey! hi! hello there!
i understand there are a lot of emotions going around re: a famous author, but if people could curtail their impulse to start claiming anyone who writes disturbing literature should be 'iNvEsTiGatEd' that would be phenomenal
mfs out here trying to deplatform every horror author who doesn't put a footnote at the bottom of every page apologising for their work. you know? like, actually let's not do another satanic panic, as a treat
terfs and radfems keep calling me a #notallmen pick-me misogynist and IRL misogynists keep calling me a libtard sjw feminazi and here my dumb ass is floating down the river on the Don’t Be A Dickhead dinghy trynna drink my fucking juice
I put the :3 in 3:33 AM
Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad
Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh
“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!
what are your views on jkr and harry potter in general?
(after 45 minutes of typing) what a great time to find out Save To Drafts doesn't actually save to fucking drafts
i forget toby fox is a real person and not an unstoppable, all knowing force of goodwill. even in the videos of him he seems omnipotent, like that interview he did where he acted like the annoying dog, his persona. like no one else has the power to say “look at my oc” and show you a picture of sans.
its funny how i can instantly recall the past 5 years' worth of market trends on one specific PC accessory, but the moment someone needs me to remember something i collapse into a black hole and die