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average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias
"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
hell yeah 👍
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ESTROGEN IS TURNING OUR GIRLS INTO WOMEN!!
I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did
Old women lying in ponds distributing follower is no basis for a system of governance!
You have too many follower. The Tumbletariat must sieze and redristribute them.
I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED
@jizukiru I can't believe they made Linux woke... smh
I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂
oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!
It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!
5 years down the line:
T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R
i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed
the happiness I get from watching stuff compile successfully is nothing compared to the horror of the text turning R E D
Failed to compile. Missing dependency.
i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed
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collection of posts with the same energy
straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
Ένα επάγγελμα που όντως χρειάζεται παραπάνω ελέγχους είναι μεταγλωττιστές υποτίτλων. Φίλε μου, δεν το είπαν αυτό
one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.
she fork on my git til i commit
If my gender was an aur package, it would have the "-git" suffix
who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?
"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.
I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux
"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi
this post is the Tumblr equivalent of a quest marker
I accept and will join you on your quest to forcelinux trans ppl
I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux
not to mention it's independent of the chromium engine and is its own separate thing
(Looking at you, Brave...)
The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.
by @theworldmaps_
2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.
1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.
Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.
You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.
2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will
I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.
shits wild (positive)
that's it, post over, everyone go home
Have you read the new file? It's on nano. It's literally on vim. It's on less without editing. It's literally on Elvis. You can probably find it with grep. Dude it's on Arachnophilia. It's a Geany original. It's on sed. You can read it on sed. You can go to sed and read it. Log onto sed right now. Go to sed. Dive into sed. You can sed it. It's on sed. sed has it for you. sed has it for you.
Getting surgery and other gender affirming treatments are incredibly important to some trans people, and not important to others. Getting surgery can be great or not and it can be plausible and safe or not. Either way getting surgery or not getting surgery doesn't make you more or less trans or make you more or less valid as a trans person.
What DOES make you more transgender is installing Linux on your computer
I end up being the straightest person in the room surprisingly often
I made the switch to Linux do I get to be annoying about computers now