I Don't Paint....but I Love Me Some Bob Ross.

Oranges

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

cheese

Aaah yes...that wonderful time of year..is upon us again.

Early Christmas thots don’t even @ me

Fâther, will mother be there??

mood: bedridden victorian child

Please work

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

Oh It's so nice to see this post again. I really do love what they do for these children.

Source 

I may be a Christian. But I'm not homophobic. I know how to treat people with kindness and respect. Something I think your dad needs to learn.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Pretty.....I want one.

This steampunk clock writes the time every minute, and erases it before writing again.

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

This never works on me :(

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

Like the the man who figured out how to make a car run on water instead of gas. This man will probably "die tragically, suddenly, and mysteriously". And all of his research and materials will disappear.