lexinicolenix

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MIND YOUR BUSINESS TACO

A proud Asexual as of 2019. And I would have a fancy black cape if I weren’t about to go to college and be really broke.

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

Homosex, Hope, and butter 🧈

Ahhhhh...yes.

Thank you @lightbrite-rebel for the tag 💕

rules: the last celeb you have saved on your phone is your quarantine buddy.

Nice group 🤭

I tag @amourdesetoiles @spooky-shelby @merlinaknight @scent-ofbooks

Any woman who truly thinks that women don't do this, and that it is the man that is at fault, or try to make it seem that way.

Then I truly believe, that your stupidity is unbelievable.

shocking

I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

Like the the man who figured out how to make a car run on water instead of gas. This man will probably "die tragically, suddenly, and mysteriously". And all of his research and materials will disappear.

Please work

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

I hope I can be a librarian someday.

😂😂😂

It makes me glad to see a fellow Christian who really knows what's up. God bless him.

Rules: Describe yourself only with pictures you have. You cannot download or search any new pictures. Tag ten people. I was tagged by @mattysheelies

I tag: @barbarasbae @lordofthenerds97 @ahoysailorsteve @hopelezz @hargrove-harrington and anyone else who would like to do it.

I find it humorous when I ask myself why these actors who are iconic and down right amazing are in Spy Kids. But then I look at Alan Cummings and I think..... I get you. But everyone else is an enigma.

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

I've seen this video. I know others need to see it too.

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070

Click here to watch the video

A Continuation of "Accident".

So... This is meant to be a Continuation of a fix made by @sallyxretro-nyc-archived. And me and @jentheone12. Really wanted to see it be brought to completion. So I was ultimately volunteered to do so. So let's begin.

Sal runs to the side of the bed where Joe is laying in the hospital bed. His face has multiple cuts and bruises, and his left arm and leg were in casts. But he was awake and alive. Sal rushed to his side. "Baby what happened to you, are you ok?"

Joe smiled and wiped the tears from Sal's face. "I'm fine Sal, just got into a little car accident, no big deal, just some guy who didn't know what a turn signal or speed limit was." But it was, while Joe would not need major surgery. He would need it for his left leg because it was broken in multiple places, including his femur.

Sal smiled and gently grabbed Joe's face and kissed him. He held his hand and laughed as they told funny jokes together. They waited until it was time for Joe to go into surgery. They placed metal pins in his leg to set some of the bones back in place and repair them.

Sal waited until they brought him back, Murr and Q had stopped by and left balloons, a stuffed animal, and some snacks. Joe was in the hospital for a few days until he recovered.

When he was able to leave, he had to be in a wheelchair for a few months so the bones could heal, the doctor had told him he would have a slight limp but nothing major.

Sal helped Joe inside and got him into bed. They cuddled together and watched movies while they ate pizza. Sal looked to Joe and kissed him before cuddling into Joe's chest. Joe smiled and wrapped his arms around Sal as they went to sleep. Joe found it funny how a car accident brought him and Sal closer together.

After 8 months Joe's leg was healed and he could walk around and you could barely tell he limped when he walked. After shooting for impractical jokers, Sal and Joe headed out to a fancy dinner for a date. They ate their food and told jokes that had them laughing out loud. Afterwards Joe got serious and grabbed Sal's hand. "Sal we've been together for a few years now and there is something I need to tell you. I was driving that day because I went to a store to get you this". He pulled a small velvet box out of his hand and held it up to Sal, who was covering his mouth with tears in his eyes. Joe smiled and opened it to reveal an engagement ring. Joe smiled and held Sal's hand "Sal Vulcano, will you marry me?" Sal nodded and Joe put the ring on his finger. They kissed and the whole restaurant erupted with applause. They went home as happy as could be. Funny how an accident can bring two people even closer together than before.

The end

I spy, you spy, let's all play I spy!!!!!

Do you mean the little hand sanitizer things you could carry on your backpack on a weird rubber chain??? Cause if so....mine was cucumber melon. All I know is it's from bath & body works.

in sixth grade you were either a cucumber melon bitch or a warm vanilla sugar bitch

...13

I’m at 5 what about you?

I grew up on Barbie. She was such a big part of my childhood. And I'm so glad my nana introduced me to it.

I don’t get why some people don’t like barbie movies!!!

Like

seriously

this

shit

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AMAZING

AnD

so

FuCKinG

IMPORTANT!!!!

Don’t

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Convince

mE

OTHERWISE!

THIS WAS A BARBIE APPRECIATION POST!!!

Fâther, will mother be there??

mood: bedridden victorian child

I agree whole heartedly with you @wawakanda-btch

i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it

Happy late birthday Brian Quinn!!! I've been on a cruise for a while and had no internet but I'm here now!!! 🎇🎊🎉✨🎂🎂🍰

Happy 42nd birthday to one of my favorite people! These are some of my favorite pictures of him, but it was hard to choose. I swear, this man gets better looking with age. 

It's good to know that men and women do wrong, and that there are people out there who take the time to acknowledge it.

shocking

I love this so much please reblog. This makes me think about when my younger brother would tease me about it, and he still doesn't realize that any girlfriend he has will go through the same thing.

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

I may be a Christian. But I'm not homophobic. I know how to treat people with kindness and respect. Something I think your dad needs to learn.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Omg. I love this. I love tangled. I wish I had known sooner. He's beautiful.

Tangled concept art by Jin Kim - Rapunzel and Bastian/Bastion (original hero before being replaced by Flynn Rider/Eugene)

So true.

This is a sad truth for men. My stepmother was very abusive towards my father, and while he did fight back (with words), it was still hard. And she played the victim and made him out to be the bad guy. I watched this happen for a year. And while things are better now and they got the help they needed, it was still a horrible thing to witness.

Men have emotions to, they have feelings and can be sensitive. I feel horrible knowing that some men are getting abused in a relationship, and if they reach out all they get is laughed at, or told that they are the abuser.

I'm not saying I will, but if I am ever in a relationship and I abuse my boyfriend or husband. Then I pray that someone will stop me and help him. Because I may be a woman, but abuse is abuse; no matter the gender. Because if someone doesn't help, then it could get worse. Because people can die if they stay in an abusive relationship, even men.

Imagine This

Imagine that your partner has been hitting you. Yelling at you. You’ve been married for a few years, you’re both in your 30s, you have a little daughter, and everything you do seems to be wrong. You’ve been made fun of, mocked and belittled by your partner. 

But you need them, because you can’t take another failed relationship. You can’t be alone again, and they’ve got you convinced that all the beatings and scratches and scrapes are your fault.

You tell your friends and they laugh. No matter how many bruises or cuts you show them, it’s still your fault, so you hide them. You feel trapped, but you don’t feel like you can escape. You’re convinced that you’re just locking yourself in.

And you see online one day an article. Someone else went through what you have. They got the cuts, the bruises, the scratches. You see that here is hope and freedom from these beatings. The physical and emotional pain can go away, there is someone there to help!

So you write down a list of 10 abuse victim hotlines, for people being abused. And you call them one by one.

If you were a man:

6 of those hotlines would refuse to help because of your gender.

3 of those hotlines would refer you to or give you a number to a hotline dealing with people that abuse and are looking to stop.

1 of those hotlines would help.

Out of those 10, 2 of those would also laugh at you or say you deserved it.

If you were a woman:

10 of those hotlines would help.

Abuse is very scary, but what seems scarier to you; being abused, reaching out and getting the help you need, or being abused, reaching out and getting laughed and turned away over 60% of the time because of who you are?

Only 8% of men who call abuse hotlines find them ‘very helpful’ and get the assistance they need.

Women can abuse. Men can be abused. Men need equality and help too.

I'm all for it. Any fan of impractical jokers is a friend of mine. Just message me, if you wanna do or anything else.

whom would like to be my friend? :)

Bomb defusal, no refusal, fantasy, circus trapeze-

There's a place I know that's tucked away!

A PLACE WHERE YOU AND I CAN STAY!

It never works for me....but I'll try.

Start reblogging the money blessings post…

If you haven’t already done it…. Go hit that reblog button. Do what you have to, just do that too.

Like seriously. Just find one and reblog it real quick. I post a couple yesterday and put into the universe that I actually wanted it

Only been at work for a couple and I get this at as a tip! (tips ain’t normal at ALL in here)

Come on now!!

Let it work for y’all too