A proud Asexual as of 2019. And I would have a fancy black cape if I weren’t about to go to college and be really broke.
I may be a Christian. But I'm not homophobic. I know how to treat people with kindness and respect. Something I think your dad needs to learn.
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
What dark topic have I just scrolled upon? What happened with the pastry? I have so many questions and concerns.
if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:
do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”
while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.
I agree whole heartedly with you @wawakanda-btch
i know that theoretically disney held a “most attractive men” meeting to design flynn/eugene but can we just admit that they should’ve given up trying to make the most attractive animated man because they’d already done it
Oranges
cheese
I have been waiting
Nope no Amanda here
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
I'm sad to see this after Christmas. Before I could also join this club of scaring the Christ out of family members.
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
Oh It's so nice to see this post again. I really do love what they do for these children.
Source
Like the the man who figured out how to make a car run on water instead of gas. This man will probably "die tragically, suddenly, and mysteriously". And all of his research and materials will disappear.
I've been stuck in fandom hell for 6 years.......there's no going back now.