I Find It Humorous When I Ask Myself Why These Actors Who Are Iconic And Down Right Amazing Are In Spy

I find it humorous when I ask myself why these actors who are iconic and down right amazing are in Spy Kids. But then I look at Alan Cummings and I think..... I get you. But everyone else is an enigma.

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

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tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

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even fucking george clooney wtf

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steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

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salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

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elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

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sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

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alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

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5 years ago

I've seen this video. I know others need to see it too.

To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to
To Donate £5 To The Charity Supporting The Male Victims Of Domestic Abuse, Text The Message: MKDV46 to

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070

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7 years ago

This never works on me :(

This Is The Lucky Ace. Reblog To Recieve A Wad Of Cash That Is Oddly Specific To Your Current Needs.

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

6 years ago

I spy, you spy, let's all play I spy!!!!!

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5 years ago

I hope I can be a librarian someday.

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6 years ago

I love this so much please reblog. This makes me think about when my younger brother would tease me about it, and he still doesn't realize that any girlfriend he has will go through the same thing.

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

5 years ago

A Continuation of "Accident".

So... This is meant to be a Continuation of a fix made by @sallyxretro-nyc-archived. And me and @jentheone12. Really wanted to see it be brought to completion. So I was ultimately volunteered to do so. So let's begin.

Sal runs to the side of the bed where Joe is laying in the hospital bed. His face has multiple cuts and bruises, and his left arm and leg were in casts. But he was awake and alive. Sal rushed to his side. "Baby what happened to you, are you ok?"

Joe smiled and wiped the tears from Sal's face. "I'm fine Sal, just got into a little car accident, no big deal, just some guy who didn't know what a turn signal or speed limit was." But it was, while Joe would not need major surgery. He would need it for his left leg because it was broken in multiple places, including his femur.

Sal smiled and gently grabbed Joe's face and kissed him. He held his hand and laughed as they told funny jokes together. They waited until it was time for Joe to go into surgery. They placed metal pins in his leg to set some of the bones back in place and repair them.

Sal waited until they brought him back, Murr and Q had stopped by and left balloons, a stuffed animal, and some snacks. Joe was in the hospital for a few days until he recovered.

When he was able to leave, he had to be in a wheelchair for a few months so the bones could heal, the doctor had told him he would have a slight limp but nothing major.

Sal helped Joe inside and got him into bed. They cuddled together and watched movies while they ate pizza. Sal looked to Joe and kissed him before cuddling into Joe's chest. Joe smiled and wrapped his arms around Sal as they went to sleep. Joe found it funny how a car accident brought him and Sal closer together.

After 8 months Joe's leg was healed and he could walk around and you could barely tell he limped when he walked. After shooting for impractical jokers, Sal and Joe headed out to a fancy dinner for a date. They ate their food and told jokes that had them laughing out loud. Afterwards Joe got serious and grabbed Sal's hand. "Sal we've been together for a few years now and there is something I need to tell you. I was driving that day because I went to a store to get you this". He pulled a small velvet box out of his hand and held it up to Sal, who was covering his mouth with tears in his eyes. Joe smiled and opened it to reveal an engagement ring. Joe smiled and held Sal's hand "Sal Vulcano, will you marry me?" Sal nodded and Joe put the ring on his finger. They kissed and the whole restaurant erupted with applause. They went home as happy as could be. Funny how an accident can bring two people even closer together than before.

The end


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6 years ago

Well, this depressing little number popped into my head

Sometime before the cave, Mystery Skulls gets called in to a case dealing with time dilation. While they’re investigating Arthur gets caught in one of the disturbances. The Arthur that replaces him though, is from the future. He has deep circles under his eyes, looks somewhat emaciated, and has a horrible burn on his jaw and chin.

He doesn’t just look horrible, he’s skittish and flinches from Lewis and Vivi’s attempts to comfort him. They try to get him to tell them how this happened, but all he says is ‘it’s fine’ and ‘I deserved it’ He’s very careful to not let them see his left hand.

Vivi and Lewis are shocked, Arthur has always been a little socially awkward, but not broken like the man they see in front of them. When Vivi demands to know how he could have possibly deserved the burn his answer chills her: “Because sorry isn’t good enough”. He’s not just parroting, he believes this.

The dilation shifts again, and they have their Arthur back. He couldn’t tell them much, he was in a place he’s never seen before, probably on a case. They don’t tell him about the future Arthur they saw.

They talk amongst themselves later and decide that since they would never have let that happen to him, at some point he must have separated from the group and got into a highly abusive relationship. They resolve to never let that happen. Anyone showing interest in Arthur is chased off. Anytime Arthur thinks about quitting, they pressure him into staying. It’s for his own good, they’ll protect him.

Fast forward after the mansion.

The gang is ostentatiously back together. The boys put on a face for Vivi, but the moment her back is turned Lewis is hostile towards Arthur. He hasn’t forgiven him, can’t forgive him. And Arthur just takes it. He deserves it, after all.

At one point the blond snaps and starts apologizing repeatedly. Lewis, never in a good mood when Vivi isn’t around, grabs him by his chin and forces Arthur to look him in the eyes. “SORRY? YOU MURDERED ME! SORRY ISN’T GOOD ENOUGH!: Arthur jerks back reflexively, and Lewis can see where his hand left a burn. A very familiar burn.

The triggered memory causes him to look, really look at Arthur for the first time since his death. And he realizes he’s seen this Arthur before. Somehow in his rage he hadn’t noticed how far Arthur had gone. Vivi had missed it too, between her own grief, then jubilation at his return. He remembered those dark marks under his eyes, and now that he thought about, couldn’t remember the last time the mechanic had eaten. Worst, he remembered the completely broken look in Arthur’s eyes. He’s not apologizing anymore. He’s not mad about his new injury or ever that concerned about it. He’s even gone beyond fear.

He believe he deserves it.

And it makes Lewis sick to realize the abusive person he and Vivi swore to protect Arthur from all those years ago was himself.

6 years ago

Omg. I love this. I love tangled. I wish I had known sooner. He's beautiful.

Omg. I Love This. I Love Tangled. I Wish I Had Known Sooner. He's Beautiful.
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By
Tangled Concept Art By Jin Kim - Rapunzel And Bastian/Bastion (original Hero Before Being Replaced By

Tangled concept art by Jin Kim - Rapunzel and Bastian/Bastion (original hero before being replaced by Flynn Rider/Eugene)

7 years ago

I have been waiting

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6 years ago

Oranges

reblog by only using one word to describe what country/state you’re from

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