WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TOLD ME THEY CHANGE CLOTHES WHEN YOU DECLARE HOLIDAY?!?!??!?! ITS SO CUTE?!!?!!
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Here's the unblurred ver. vv
⚠️Book 7 Part 5 Spoilers
What's the kindest way to say you took away my friend?
Many have written about how Karlach throws Astarion, well… Don't worry, no Astarions were harmed! But I can't say the same about Gortash…
Adaptations focus on Carmilla as just an Evil Seductress so much that they neglect that she has abilities that rival Dracula's and has ones that he doesn't.
She can shapeshift into a terrifying giant cat, into a black wraith. After biting she can join the dreams of the one she bit, she can manifest into an apparition like a psychic vampire, slip through cracks and locks. Physically, her one bite will normally kill within days (which seems to be part of her vampirism). Weapons shatter before her; she's indestructible at night. Even at day, she has super strength and can toss a grown man away like a mosquito, despite her languidness she'll dodge and block blows from trained army men, can disappear from sight without a trace, and her grip can numb one's limbs permanently.
She has no weather control like Dracula, which is a unique trait from having sold his soul to Satan with top grades. But she has nothing to envy about him. And she's only 150ish, and not a trained wizard and a vampire out of desire to become a powerful undead warlord, but was forced to become one.
Y’all I love him I promise he’s mentally stable (I’m lying)
I’m not failing school because I’m stupid, I’m failing school because I’m purposefully acting stupid so that nobody expects that I’m actually the Scarlet Pimpernel. But my teachers just don’t get that
Jolly octotrio
STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
someday i'll stop making comics about bill's passion for silly straws
there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die