*falls To Knees* Happy For Dracula...no I Swear...I Am...

game theory *checks notes* stole gravity falls theories from reddit uncredited and used a theory from uhhhhh *squinting at smudged writing on hand* used a theory from matpat's five year old child

the froshies get so close they start to unlock sebek's lore

BG3 text posts but it's Oops! All Astarion

part 2 of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I saw this line in the book and it actually made me giggle so hard. "Sublime stupidity', 'a host of ambushes' 'he ingenously answered 'yes'".

(See:

https://hiis.isti.cnr.it/demo/eread/Libri/sad/LesMiserables.pdf

page 1041).

So I thought to myself "What if Jean Valjean laid a bunch of Looney Tunes traps for Marius, I think he has the right to!"

and then, being in a silly mood myself I decided to sketch it...

MONSIEUR PONTMERCY WATCH OUT!!!!

When I realised what this was referencing I screamed 😭

Hi my name is Citizen Chauvelin and Im a Citizen of Paris (that’s how I got my name) i have  piercing black eyes like a falcon in the dive and a lot of people tell me I look like Maximilien François Marie Isadore Robespierre of Arras  (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!).  I’m not related to  Marguerite St. Just  but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie and has an earring. Im a ruthless, amoral patriot who firmly believes that the League of the Scarlet Pimpernel is a threat and a mockery to the French Republic .  I have very pale white skin because you cant get much sunlight covered in the blood of monarchists .  I’m also . The former ambassador to the United Kingdom where I met Sir. Percy who is also a hottie and my nemesis 5ever.  I’m a revolutionary (in case you couldn’t tell) and I always wear all black like the death that will come to my enemies.  For example today I was wearing Black tights with black shoes, a black  tailcoat, and a cravat, and carried a copy of The Social Contract in my coat pocket.  I was walking outside the Place de la Révolution.  It was  raining so there was no sun, which I was happy about.  The scarlet pimprnel stopped another executition stared at me.  I put up my middle finger at him.

Americans don’t wear cowboy hats all the time? What’s the point then?

Jirai girl goes outside with kangel ita bag

What do you think about Michael not defending David on his comments as he is getting criticized by politicians and other powerful people? I hope they are okay.

If ever David needs defending, I have no doubt Michael will be there.

Being criticized by the Tories, on the other hand, is a badge of honour, and Michael didn't need David when the Tories went after him earlier this year for The Way. It's like being gummed by a toothless dog.

When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.

☕️ cursed café edits 🧪

The new Disney Villains Cursed Café game has some pretty Twst-coded dialogue 😭 There’s a ton more iconic lines than just this; I just picked some of my favorites from the first few days of gameplay to edit with some of the OB boys + some staff!

(Original screenshots taken from BattleBunny's Youtube playthrough of the game!)

And, finally, just wanted to share that the game ends on this hilarious note: