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saw a version for a different fandom on my dash and suddenly got compelled .sorry .
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TOLD ME THEY CHANGE CLOTHES WHEN YOU DECLARE HOLIDAY?!?!??!?! ITS SO CUTE?!!?!!
OUUUHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's the unblurred ver. vv
quintuple decker
Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
Jirai girl goes outside with kangel ita bag
I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too
i just know stan oscillates between gleeful teasing and actual mortification from his brother's past relationship
'ford doesn't know about 9/11' Ford left earth in 1982. Ford doesn't know the cold war fucking ended.
nobody got hurt so im allowed to giggle about this extremely looney tunes looking accident on a part of 64 i used to drive down at least once a week
someday i'll stop making comics about bill's passion for silly straws
if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow
game theory *checks notes* stole gravity falls theories from reddit uncredited and used a theory from uhhhhh *squinting at smudged writing on hand* used a theory from matpat's five year old child
This is based on the colour code that appears when you type in “just fit in” in “this is not a website dot com”
Read the pictures from the bottom up to the tune of “rockabye baby” to cry a little harder yayyy
Am I normal about this???? No??? Will I ever be normal about this ???? No??????
sorry. i zoned out while you were talking because i saw the tips of your fangs and got hit with a wave of fondness & lust so strong it almost made me nauseous. What were you saying
SCREAMING CRYING ABSOLUTELY WRECKED THIS RUINED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! STANFORD!!!!!!!!!!!! STANLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
unoriginal joke
what a beautiful day to not be in high school
I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something
please please tell me someone hasn't already done this
BG3 text posts but it's Oops! All Astarion
part 2 of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Uhh... I'm just gonna put it here..
my least favourite turn based strategy game is email
Yknow rewatching gravity falls makes you realize how batshit insane Ford truly was
1. Lights his face on fire instead of shaving because “it’s faster”
2. Suggests Rudolph should’ve murdered the other reindeer for making fun of him
3. Had a situationship with a triangle
When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
i think the world would be a happier place if we were all permanently stoned
I’m a glass half full kinda guy cause then I have more water that way
Fellas it’s that time of day again
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!