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HELP LMAO @jimmys-mailbox @joels-mailbox

whats up losers im smallishbeans and today im gonna be killling myself infront of jimmy solidarity to forever change the trajectory of his life. hopefully for the better, but we'll see!

That sounds like an actual dream that I'm willing to help with

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

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i am not answering that

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

@jimmys-mailbox @grians-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox

People only calling it Scar's bed like the truth isnt way funnier:

Alright, I understand! Lets hope that I don't- I mean the chickens don't- get hurt! Why do I get the feeling I just made a mistake with that? :')

Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox

...you want what?

I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...

I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.

Yeah yeah, anytime!! I've heard they can be rather troublesome, just glad I don't have any roaming around my server!

Hello Scar!!! ^^

Lizzie, lizzie! How have you been? Thanks for helping me with my mailbox, the snails were a bit unexpected.

alright alright, I'll give you uppies! [She tucked her hands under his arms and slowly lifted him so that he was level with her eyes, chuckling softly.] You ready? [She raised her arms up, the scene looking almost similar to a certain disney movie. She reached over the base, gently lowering her arms until Tango's feet connected with the ground.]

WAIT lizzie, i have a base in the sky— do you think you’re tall enough to get me up to it?

Hmm...Depends! I'm about ten feet tall when in my axolotl form, and I can also stretch my arms up. How tall is it?

OH MY GOD @grians-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy

Grian is going into the Fog!