He Will Wait As Long As He Needs To Damnit.

Infested Valkyr.

Little Bendy-Beans isn’t as intentionally mischievous as you’d think. At least not yet. He’s extremely curious, “If I do this, and this happens, then what happens if I do this? Will I get yelled at? Will someone come and see? Will I get food? I might get food..”. He’s constantly concidering every single option and way something can go, and this means he would shove that ink-can-thing off the shelf, multiple times a day, and night, when people are in the room, or across the house, just to see what will happen.

He will cling to Boris’s tail and ride along to see how far he can get before Boris gets tired of him, or if he’ll ever even notice.

He is very interested in the screaming head on Henry’s desk, asking it questions it can’t answer and poking it in places it didn’t know it could feel in and please stop it that’s very annoying and that kind of tickles but also hurts stop, which directly translates to, “aaaAAAAAHHHHH.”

AND SAMMY. Sammy gets yelled at almost more than Bendy-Beans does, which is dissapointing Sammy, that’s not how you earn brownie points. He can’t seem to grasp that his Yandere-ness is actually quite rapey like and please stop borderline molesting the smol Ink Baby. Can you not feel the claws digging into your scalp? Do you not know the signals cats give when the say “Put me the hell down please?” especially when they’re saying it out loud and everything?

Bendy-Beans can’t quite grasp the concept of ‘Too much belief’.

Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know what it means, a Gold Star lesbian is a lesbian that has never had sex with a guy and would never have any intentions of ever doing so)  

I wouldn't consider myself one given I'm Bisexual and currently have a boyfriend. Although I am curious what sparked this question or even if it was intended for me.

   A’ight, so depending on whether anyone cares or not, I’m gonna need you guys who are good at this whole Tumblr thing to teach me how exactly this will work. I got some adoptables on DA and I’m deciding to put them over here too just to see if It’ll help.

   They do cost money via PayPal though, and I need a few pointers on how exactly this’ll be workin’. If anyone would spare a patient minute or two to throw some knowledge my way I’d greatly appreciate it.

   This boyo ‘er girlo ‘er somethino right here be the first of ‘em. They’ve been sitting on DA for almost a month and I don’t know what to do with ‘em. They’re $2.00.

Andradite Garnet the precious bell pepper.

049 is displeased.

God fucking damnit. Well. I've finally succumbed to drawing him in a tutu/dress, out of sheer curiosity. Y'all better enjoy yourselves you nerds.

Behold. My latest obsession.

His design couldn’t be more off-cannon, I know, I’m a disgrace. Just something about the idea of him being a CAT demon, with ear-like horns and a big ol’ tail with just a SMIDGE of floof seems so appealing. Also given my lackluster ability to draw human-like legs, shoes, and hands, giving him smol cat legs and paws and more claw-like hands is the easiest and most comfortable way of drawing him. I CAN draw him normally, I know I can. But how can I resist the lil’ Bendy beans?

Also if y’all thought I was just a warframe doodler, behold, am not. I told yall I’m obsessed with too many fandoms. Like all of them, save most animes. Just sayin’ bois and gorls.

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