Lurasty12345678910 - A Pansexual Disasters

a random socialite at a fundraiser: you know Bruce, that boy of yours is getting to be a little too pretty. heh.

Bruce Wayne, who was also "too pretty" at fourteen and is absolutely ready to castrate anyone who even looks at Dick directly: oh?

"Yeah, I'ma grab that bitch."

#send fucking help

Oh how confused I was when I got this in the mail, before remembering I signed up to vote for the USA Mullet Championship last year to vote for a kid named Epic

Winner in my heart

"Your show might be delayed by the wga strikes!"

I watched Sherlock, mate. We waited three years for the 3 worst episodes you've ever seen. This is nothing

#he was really going through it

*Bobby and Athena are visiting the Buckley-Diaz house*

Athena: So, how are you two handling life with a teenager and a baby?

Eddie: It’s exhausting, but also really great. I just didn’t know it was possible for someone to cry this much.

Athena: Oh, May was the same. Your little one will grow out of it, don’t you worry about that.

Eddie: Oh, no no. Our baby is an angel, she’s been no trouble at all.

Athena: But, you just said…

Buck: *Walking into the room holding the baby, tears in his eyes* Eddie, I love her so much! But not more than Chris! I love them both equally!

Clark :running towards Bruce with open Arms

Bruce:moves out the way

Clark:Why did you move?

Bruce:I thought you were going to attack me ?

Clark:I was going to hug you.

Bruce:Why would you hug me?

Clark:WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU???

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

me, looking at a dc character: ok this guy is white w black hair and blue eyes

me, looking at a dc character: who is he

me, looking at a dc character: bruce wayne? clark kent? kyle rayner? dick grayson? jason todd? tim drake? terry mcginnis? conner kent? a pale af damian wayne?