"Yeah, I'ma Grab That Bitch."

When you forget one of your brothers is legally dead

[og post]

When tony found out that Peter can hear heartbeats, he immediately made an upgrade to all of the Iron Man suits:

If FRIDAY senses critical vitals or a massive injury, a deep tone will play from within the suit, deep enough it’s not really audible to anyone else.

Peter can hear it though. Peter can hear it loudly enough that he can’t hear the wearers slowing heartbeat.

Peter didn’t have to listen to Tony’s heart stop.

🎂

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

Doctor Salazar should get the 118 a group discount.

+ Bonus

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

Eddie *gets set up with vanessa*

Buck: ghost her

Buck: *meets natalia*

Eddie: "dating someone you rescue always ends bad"

These guys have literally never been supportive of each others relationships.

Eddie hated Abby and Taylor, and Buck literally talked Eddie into breaking up with Ana.

That's not normal friend behavior

Great in thought but in practice only really works if they’re on the bed otherwise you just get hit in the face. A lot… had a bruise on my cheek from one

The dog tags stay on.