Eddie *gets Set Up With Vanessa*

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

love the trope where an authoritative side character pointedly pretends not to help the hero they’re not supposed to be helping by saying shit like “well I can’t just let you wander around up to the THIRD FLOOR where you could just FIND THE THING YOU NEED in the FIRST ROOM ON THE LEFT. And under no circumstances should you USE THE KEY FROM UNDER THE MAT. I wish I could help you, but I CAN’T. Now excuse me, I need to take this phone call for the next 37 minutes EXACTLY.”

honestly

I went to multiple schools that’s all I can remember tho

Regarding my last post on the subject:

ok at this point I'm mildly curious so i wanna ask

Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

reasons to write fanfiction (I'll start):

share a cool scene that popped into your head

evoke a particular emotion the canon makes you feel

song made you think of a character or idea from canon

make people feel the same way about a character you do

make dolls kiss for fun

explore ideas the canon hints at but doesn't do anything with

traumatize characters and make them suffer

coddle characters and let them rest

had an insane idea for a crack ship and now everyone needs to know

the author of the canon was wrong and must be fixed

use familiar characters to explore your own ideas and plotlines

canon is too short and you need to wallow in the universe of the story

mens hips exist purely for grabbing . masters thesis

Oh how confused I was when I got this in the mail, before remembering I signed up to vote for the USA Mullet Championship last year to vote for a kid named Epic

Winner in my heart

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