Honestly

Bruce: I've prepared another training presentation-

*collective batkid groaning*

Bruce: -Because I've heard some of you praise Tim-

Tim: God forbid I have an ounce of positive feedback!

Bruce: - For some of the things he said while fighting Jason in Titan's Tower.

Tim: .....Ok in my defense! You never had one of these PowerPoint presentations for what to do if your predecessor comes back from the dead!

Jason: Yeah! Where are the slides telling us what to do if we're suffering from extreme pit madness!

Bruce: At the end of this presentation. May I continue?

*Collective Batkid grumbling*

Bruce: Good. When engaging someone affected by the Lazarus Pits, you should not say anything purposefully antagonistic. There is no such thing as "throwing them off their rhythm" or "making them make a mistake" in these instances.

Tim: Oh if only there had been a ridiculously comprehensive slideshow about what I should've done!!

Bruce: The more you interrupt me, the longer this will take. Since there is no reason to incite anger in a person already filled with murderous rage, there is no use for the following phrases; "That explains why you smell like a musty bitch". "I'm wearing my nicest Robin costume for you and you couldn't be bothered to clean the grave dirt from under your nails". "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me". "Hit me again, and I'll sleep with your mom"-

Dick: Tim, that last one was way out of line. Do not threaten to sleep with people's parents. You're not Selina. You can't get away with it

Jason: In TimTam's defense, if I was myself at the time, I would've been impressed by the sheer audacity of what he was saying. I definitely would've slipped up or just left him alone

You always got strange looks whenever you fed the neighborhood ravens. “I give them food, they give me company,” you’d say. One day, a raven excitedly comes up to you and whispers, “A neighbor plots against you, my lord.”

Don’t assume you know me based on 8,000 confessional posts.

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Kissing you on the forehead

With teeth

Batman: [arms crossed] explain yourself

Robin (Dick Grayson): first off, that switch had a faulty label and there was no way for me to know that flipping it would-

-time skip-

Robin (Jason Todd): -make the vat of hollandaise sauce explode, I mean who even puts a-

-time skip-

Robin (Tim Drake): -mutant jellyfish in a shopping mall?! I had to do something. So maybe I stole a truck to transport the baking soda but-

-time skip-

Robin (Stephanie Brown): -what did you want me to do? Sit back and watch you get your legs chewed off by an alien life form? And before you say anything I know that it was just Mrs Sands’ Schnauzer but at the time I really thought-

-time skip-

Robin (Damian Wayne): -that the waitress was sent to poison you. My actions were justified.

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Signal: how come Cass never took up the Robin mantle?

Batman: [without hesitation] she’s not annoying enough to be Robin