Lurasty12345678910 - A Pansexual Disasters

Buddie as Textposts part 1 - (part 2 here)

Bonus because I couldn't decide which Buck picture to use with the frog:

as humans we tend to accociate things like numbers with colors.

so like imagine

aliens dont do that

so like somehow a conversation goes awry and the human is like,

"so bud, what color is science for you?"

and the alien is confused like,

"what do you mean human mark?"

And the human is like,

"Well for me i imagine it as like a lime green. it just gives off these vibes you know?"

And another human popps in and is like

"No, its red, like a magic potion."

and the aliens are just confused and they are like

"so you humans assign colors to subjects?"

and the humans are like yeah.

and so the aliens are like

"Well what else do you assign colors to?"

and human mark is like

"well we do it to months, days of the week, numbers. like the number one is red for instance."

And the other human is like

"what do you mean red? its yellow because first place duhh."

And the alien is like

"Human cassandra? are you saying that they dont have assigned colors?"

and mark is like

"no, i mean unless you count when assigning colors becomes accociate with somthing. like how march is green pecause of saint patricks day."

and cassandra is like

"yeah, or how october is orange for halloween."

and the alien is like

"... Humans are odd."

but then the conversation doesnt stop with that its still going on.

cass is like

"Now what the hell do you mean 1 is red?"

and mark is like

"well if you bold and red somthing it becomes iportant, and so like if its the first thing it means its exra imortant because its one."

and it just goes on

favorite Bruce Wayne hc of the week: you’re allowed to follow him into the Cave to continue your argument, but he’s going to start undressing and pulling off armor while heading for the showers and if you get an eyeful, that’s on you.

It’s an effective tactic and stops a good 60% of those arguments in their tracks. The remaining 40% are usually intense enough to follow Bruce into the showers and yell at him while he’s casually showering off grime and blood.

@pscentral event 14: your url ↳ Oliver Stark (insp)

Goose: *slams books down in front of Slider* 

Goose: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. 

Slider: You could have said literally anything else. 

Goose: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. 

Slider: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.