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An Arrangement—Jake Seresin Series Masterlist

Synopsis: Jake has made a proposition for an arrangement with you to take care of you financially while in return, you be his companion to Navy Balls, Weddings, and the like. "Sugar Daddy"-esque tendencies but not a Sugar Daddy relationship.

{1} “I wanna be that somebody for you”

{2} A Second Meeting

{3} Diamonds, Candleligts & a Question

{4} Choices

{5} The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

Blurbs/oneshots

Pretty When You Cry

Extra sweetened Sugar

That’s My Girl

Playlist

Alright ya'll, here me out....

Can I ask what that story is and where I can find it hypothetical

Y’all i have the Bible app on my phone for no reason while I’m reading this pops up

Bruce once said, half-jokingly, that anyone who wanted to marry any of his kids had to beat hik in single combat first. Unfortunately, joking on the Bat looks dead serious to everyone not in his circle, so now Wally is busy learning Muay Thai, Roy is brushing up on Krav Maga, and Conner has resigned himself to living in sin. Steph just figures she'd ask Cass to fight her battles for her.

Conner: I’m sorry. I love you, but we can never marry.

Tim, thinking about who he might need to politely go ask Jason to take care of:

Conner, entirely serious: I’m never going to be able to beat your dad.

Tim, hearing “beat UP” because he was thinking about Jason punching Luthor:

Tim: I feel like further explanation might be necessary here.

Wally: Okay. I think I’m ready to fight Batman.

Dick, only half paying attention: *nods* I understand completely. I have the same urge all the time.

Jason: What do you MEAN you can’t marry me because Batman will beat you?

Roy: But Bruce said-

Jason: I don’t care what Bruce said. Actually, no. I do care. How DARE he-

*cut to Jason fighting Batman*

Roy: So does this count, or…

Bruce, at six am in a bathrobe and slippers: Steph, what are you doing here?

Steph: Outsourcing.

Cass: *comes flying at Batman from two stories above*

Buck: she SEES me Eddie.

Eddie: how dare you.

Buck: what’s wrong with you?

Eddie: why don’t you do some math about it, math boy.

Happy third anniversary to Tumblr's emergency announcement system

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry