Can I Ask What That Story Is And Where I Can Find It Hypothetical

*Bruce and 9yo Dick playing chess*

Dick: Okay, I'm gonna take your pointy, sad-faced guy for my horsey guy.

Bruce: Stop, stop. *pointing to Bishop* What is this piece called?

Dick: I call him Dwight.

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Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

we have a client whose last name is close to “Styx” and i was joking with my manager abt the name being appropriate because of the hellish nature of the project and he was like “oh i didn’t think anyone else would make that connection! it looks like im not the only one that knows the bible”

well it looks like I’M the only one that knows the bible bc the river styx isn’t fucking in it

honestly

“That makes me feel like an actual chef.”

“That makes me your sous chef.”

…idk guys I feel like chef can be replaced with other words here…😵‍💫😅🫠

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"